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Joe Biden Makes Sense!

Posted on 07/25/2021 8:47:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brilliant; satire
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1 posted on 07/25/2021 8:47:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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You know something, I'm inclined to believe him.
2 posted on 07/25/2021 8:47:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

Did he really say that, Laz?? You look at the guy, and there is nobody upstairs!


3 posted on 07/25/2021 8:51:48 AM PDT by Ken522
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To: Lazamataz

Now who car argue with that!


4 posted on 07/25/2021 8:52:04 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: Lazamataz

Leader of the free world. Oof!


5 posted on 07/25/2021 8:52:08 AM PDT by throwthebumsout
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To: Lazamataz

How long can Joe’s handlers keep him coherent?


6 posted on 07/25/2021 8:52:24 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: Ken522
Did he really say that, Laz??

No, he said something much more confusing.

7 posted on 07/25/2021 8:52:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

I can see why Dr. Jill says “No questions” afterwards. None necessary. He is succinct and comprehensive, leaving no stone unturned.


8 posted on 07/25/2021 8:53:09 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Lazamataz

If I was really full of vodka, I might be able to understand him.


9 posted on 07/25/2021 8:53:33 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
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To: I cannot think of a name
Now who car argue with that!

Biden: "I'll tell you something about cars! When I was a barn, there wonderful pool the summer was inflation guarding burn."

10 posted on 07/25/2021 8:53:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

Popular I am very much.
Trump is grouchy.
Oil pipeline evil.
Me lovable old man sniff younger girls.
Pudding!


11 posted on 07/25/2021 8:54:01 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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Benedict Biden: THAT’S HIS NAME!

Destroying America: THAT’S HIS GAME!!


12 posted on 07/25/2021 8:54:15 AM PDT by 2harddrive (Go to www.CodeIsFreeSpeech.com for 10 FREE 3D-printer gun blueprints!)
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To: Sirius Lee

He is succinct and comprehensive, leaving no stone unturned.
= = =

With emphasis on ‘stoned’.


13 posted on 07/25/2021 8:54:28 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
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To: Lazamataz
Biden is almost, almost but not quite, as nuts as this lunatic....


14 posted on 07/25/2021 8:54:37 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Sirius Lee
I can see why Dr. Jill says “No questions” afterwards. None necessary. He is succinct and comprehensive, leaving no stone unturned.

He says every single point, and addresses every single issue, exploring every single related- and unrelated topic.

In one single sentence.

15 posted on 07/25/2021 8:55:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: EvilCapitalist
Biden's future, if his handlers have their way ...

16 posted on 07/25/2021 8:56:31 AM PDT by throwthebumsout
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To: throwthebumsout

That looks about right.


17 posted on 07/25/2021 8:57:15 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: Lazamataz
Hey, Scott Adams might get Kamala Harris, his first choice for President after all.

And we can all thank Fox for their part in the betrayal of a President and a nation.

18 posted on 07/25/2021 8:58:03 AM PDT by lewislynn ( Supporting your social media is more harmful to the country than voting Democrat)
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To: Lazamataz

Biden: What are we doing now?

Staffer: Stepping down, Joe.

Biden: But I don’t want to give up the presidency.

Staffer: Watch your step, we’re moving to the carpet on the floor. Watch your feet.

Biden: You had me worried there. I thought they found out I’m not legit. And I don’t want to step down.

Staffer: Bend down a bit. Watch your head.

Joe: Are they shooting at me? I’ll never let go of the presidency!

Staffer: No, Joe. Kamala is here to help.

Joe: She wants the presidency real bad. OK, I’ll step down if they don’t torture me. Damn, I’m in a pickle... where’s Jill?

Jill: Joe, you’re the big guy, so act like it.

Joe: Yes, I’m the big guy, the head honcho, the hot tamale sauce, el gringo loco. I’m the guy Barack served coffee to. I’m Super Mario, Grand Theft Auto and the Shark Tank all rolled up in one. I’m it!

Jill: Shut up, Joe.

Staffer: Yeah, shut up Joe!


19 posted on 07/25/2021 9:01:22 AM PDT by BEJ
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To: Lazamataz

There is a very real point here.

Who, what and why is this guy being paraded out for the world to see?


20 posted on 07/25/2021 9:05:05 AM PDT by jcon40 (The other post before yours really nails it for me. IOr keep people from / PC ing in ver and alway)
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