Posted on 12/28/2021 4:14:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
TALLAHASSEE, FL—According to experts, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's COVID policies are so bad they are starting to cause skyrocketing COVID infection rates in leftist states.
"COVID is on the rise in New York and California," said Dr. Fauci. "I spoke with SCIENCE just this morning, and it told me that the real culprit here is Ron DeSantis."
Fauci and others revealed that the Florida governor's policies are so bad and permissive and hands-off that they have caused COVID to spike in Left-wing states, even though those states are obediently following the SCIENCE.
"This is just horrible," said Fauci. "Somehow, DeSantis has diabolically figured out how to reduce COVID rates in his state by giving his people freedom, which has the strange effect of infecting leftist states in record numbers. HE MUST BE STOPPED!" Fauci's eyes then rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient Sumerian tongue to find out what SCIENCE wanted next.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I knew it!. Probably infecting both the International and Chinese Space Stations too.
Whitmer was blaming DeSantis last year. Blaming vacationers who returned from Florida.
In addition, the bug-eyed aliens are so terrified of the virus they have postponed their invasion!
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Women and children hardest hit.
And zoo animals.
And garden vegetables.
BAD S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Now, cocktails 🍸!
I’m in FL now on vacation. Life is normal, stores are full, no masks, etc. No piles of bodies.
This is actually like a real headline.
Bwaa haaanhaaa!!!!
One of their best!
“”I spoke with SCIENCE just this morning”
SCIENCE? SCIENCE? It must be real SCIENCE since he used all caps.
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Ok, you got me this time. I can really see the MSM saying this.
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