Posted on 03/06/2022 2:49:20 PM PST by Beave Meister
SWITZERLAND—After serious deliberations deep inside the super-secret Nobel Prize Compound in Switzerland or wherever, the Nobel committee of medicine deciders have awarded the coveted Nobel Prize in Medicine to Russia’s President Vladimir Putin for singlehandedly ending the COVID pandemic practically overnight.
News of the swift and nearly-miraculous end to a years-long pandemic came at a serendipitous moment for members of a certain American political party.
“While Putin should receive credit for ending this pandemic, President Biden also deserves praise for ending the pandemic and fulfilling yet another campaign promise like all of the other campaign promises he totally keeps fulfilling,” said Jen Psaki to a journalist and future coworker at MSNBC, “Yes, Putin’s magical ability to end this pandemic bodes well for any democrat running for reelection this November, but that’s just a happy, happy coincidence.”
Thanks to the Russian President’s decisive blow against the COVID pandemic, Democrat-run states across the U.S. immediately began lifting draconian, life-crushing, and statistically racist mask and vaccine mandates in workplaces, restaurants, and even schools. This great news about the scientifically plausible and immediate end to the pandemic is sure to be one of President Biden’s main talking points during his first State of the Union speech.
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Love The Bee but in all fairness I thought the State of the Union address ended the pandemic.
Almost got me...You read it twice and “The Bee” pops into your head.
I KNEW IT WAS THE BEE!
I hear the Nobel committee put one condition on it: Putin has to stop dropping bombs on nuclear plants (at least until after the ceremony).
I sat and watched one of the MSNBC commentators, on the day of the SOTU address, say this. He exclaimed that it was “almost miraculous” how the COVID numbers improved so dramatically that they could do away with the masks on the day of the SOTU.
Not one hint of irony or sarcasm. I cannot understand these people.
With all due respect to the Babylon Bee, Vladimir Putin is far more deserving of the Nobel Prize for medicine than Barack Obama was for the Nobel Prize for peace.
ROFL to the max this time!!!
This is not as silly as giving it to Barack Obama for absolutely nothing!
Nice job.
Thanks.
...and a cool million $$$.
I’m sitting in an airport waiting to board my plane. Covid is still alive here.
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