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Humor: Companies and Brand Names Likely to Fail
Home | 3/19/2022 | Self

Posted on 03/19/2022 10:30:07 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew

Sharp Doughnuts

Hoffa Meats

Amputee Mowing Service

Bendover Soap Company

Pubescent Shampoo

Thunderfart Baked Beans

Brown's Underwear

Libel Publishing Co.

Monica's Dress Shop

B*tch Queen Kennels

Botch Tape

Pinprick Prophylactics

Porky's Kosher Deli

Amalgamated Dithering

Skunk Perfume

Earhart Airlines

Warpmaster Lumber

Big Tex Lingerie

Invisible, Inc.

Berger Security, Inc.

Bambi Shotguns

Fudge Packing Co.

Titanic Pools

Dead Tree Paper Co.

Capone Bat Co.

Dullsworth Books

Face Stapler Co.

High Jeans

Bucky Toothbrushes

Fulldrop Piano Co.

Berger Safes

Trusty Stools

Mattress Ammonia Co.

Pebble Marshmallows

Penthouse Screws

Moore's Yogurt

Helen Thomas Makeup

Waterman's Roofing Co.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fail; humor; offbrands
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Clinton funeral directors.


21 posted on 03/19/2022 10:54:19 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

OJ Knives


22 posted on 03/19/2022 10:54:49 AM PDT by The people have spoken (Proud member of Hillary's basket of deplorables)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Carter canal service.


23 posted on 03/19/2022 10:55:57 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: budj

So funny with the photos. Does the Phat Pfuc noodle bar take reservations?


24 posted on 03/19/2022 10:56:58 AM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness offends me)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Well Darn.... I literally just incorporated an LLC called “The Damn Dram”, an e-commerce store selling whisky glasses wares and bar supplies, etc... We plan to open in the next 6-8 weeks.


25 posted on 03/19/2022 10:57:03 AM PDT by snork55 (theirs is not to wonder why, theirs is but to do or die... )
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Lightfoot face reconstruction.


26 posted on 03/19/2022 10:58:23 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: budj

I remember an Indian restaurant that was named Dinjee.


27 posted on 03/19/2022 10:59:44 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: HighSierra5

Lori Lightfoot beauty salon


28 posted on 03/19/2022 11:00:24 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Fester Chugabrew

In my hometown when I was growing up there really was a flower shop called Wilt’s.


29 posted on 03/19/2022 11:01:56 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Bob434

Adam kinzinger integrity and he-man pills


30 posted on 03/19/2022 11:02:46 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Howard’s Johnson


31 posted on 03/19/2022 11:05:24 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: snork55

Congratulation! Hope the business goes well.


32 posted on 03/19/2022 11:08:30 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: budj

Sun Ting Wong. LOL


33 posted on 03/19/2022 11:09:34 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Schwan’s. Only used them twice.. so, so, imo. Got an email yesterday that they are, after 70 years, changing their name to Yelloh!

Oh boy, someone has renamer’s remorse.

34 posted on 03/19/2022 11:11:28 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Bidens Babysitting Service


35 posted on 03/19/2022 11:11:42 AM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

N. Pelosi, Speech Therapist


36 posted on 03/19/2022 11:12:01 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Biden child care.
Putin school of political science.
Whoopie Goldberg Beauty Parlor
Lorena Bobbitt Dating Service


37 posted on 03/19/2022 11:13:41 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Government is to be feared much more than the chicom virus.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Stelter Fabricating


38 posted on 03/19/2022 11:13:44 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Hi Fester.

There’s a couple of dress shops in the Tampa bay area named “Monica.”

Don’t know how long they’ve been there, but maybe after Slick Willie did Monica.

Fwiw.

5.56mm


39 posted on 03/19/2022 11:13:54 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: JonPreston
Monica Lewinski should do a commercial for that!!
40 posted on 03/19/2022 11:16:48 AM PDT by fhayek
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