Disney Unveils Exciting New 'Sodom And Gomorrah' Attraction

Babylon Bee ^ | March 22, 2022 | Babylon Bee

[Morgana]

ORLANDO, FL—In a bold statement against Florida's recently passed bill which prohibits teachers from discussing inappropriate sexual topics with kindergarteners, Disney World has unveiled its latest attraction: "Sodom & Gomorrah."

"We here at Disney stand proudly with those who seek to indoctrinate small children in gender ideology," said CEO Bob Chapek. "That's why we've decided to unveil this exciting new thrill ride—and allow kids of all ages to ride it!"

While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone.

[nickcarraway]

I asked for my money back when I turned into a pillar of salt.

[Pxzftrnqfrn]

Men pretending to be women “are” women and should use girl’s bathrooms and sports teams.

Kindergarten kids need to be exposed to homosexuality and Trannys.

These are the hills Democrats have decided to die on.

[gitmo]

Do the kids get scorched with the fire and brimstone?

[algore]

I am still have mental scars from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” and the “it’s a small world after all” thing

[Rebelbase]

One more sentence added to the end of this paragraph would have been perfect.

"While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone while animated women are raped and men are sodomized. "

[Sacajaweau]

Yes....The BEE didn’t get me THIS time.

[Dr. Sivana]

I asked for my money back when I turned into a pillar of salt.

The speaker WARNED you not to look backwards! It is like those old wooden roller coasters where you get multiple warnings NOT to stand up, and someone does it and goes flying.

[EvilCapitalist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJFGAX77zw4

[fuzzylogic]

I swear - sometimes when I see these I HAVE to immediately check that it is the BEE.....because, if real, it WOULDN’T surprise me!

[chajin]

They got the info wrong, it's Saddam and Gamera, about the flying turtle and his Baghdad friend

[EvilCapitalist]

Wasn’t there a Godzilla movie with Gamera?

[Tell It Right]

This one wasn’t funny. The satire is good, don’t get me wrong. But it’s hard to laugh at a reminder that my grandkids are liable to grow up in a homos-only allowed society.

[chajin]

Wasn’t there a Godzilla movie with Gamera?

Not that I know of...

[Retain Mike]

Based on this article below, is the Babylon Bee presentation really that outrageous?

Disney Launching Task Force to Make More LGBTQ+ Content for Children and Families

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/03/22/disney-launching-task-force-to-make-more-lgbtq-content-for-children-and-families/

“One of those “actions” involved releasing a statement of apology and contrition for past actions as well as a special “task force” to “develop action plans to make more LGBT-aware content for children and family,” the Wall Street Journal reported.”

[gitmo]

The Bee did have one about the Sodom And Gomorrah exhibit where the kiddos would see sodomy and other stuff before hellfire and brimstone came pouring from the skies.

[rlmorel]

“Yo Ho Ho it’s a pirate’s life for me...drop the sword and give her the oar, be back on the deck by three!”

[PackingHeat357]

I still suffer PTSD from the “tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room!”

[SunkenCiv]

Babylon Bee. This topic was posted 3/23/2022, thanks Morgana.

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[SunkenCiv]

Selections from some keywords, sorted, duplicates out:

• Have Scholars Finally Deciphered a Mysterious Ancient Script? [08/02/2022]
• Dead Sea sediment analyses show 15,000-year-old climate phase periods [05/02/2022]
• The scientific meltdown over a controversial discovery of 'biblical Sodom' [05/02/2022]
• Elamite clay tablet unearthed in mysterious Burnt City [01/02/2022]
• Fire and Brimstone: A Giant Space Rock Demolished an Ancient Middle Eastern City and Everyone in It [09/27/2021]
• Sodom and Gomorrah? Evidence That a Cosmic Impact Destroyed a Biblical City in the Jordan Valley [09/23/2021]
• Middle East fossils push back origin of key plant groups millions of years [12/21/2018]
• Archeologists: Sodom and Gomorrah literally destroyed by fire and brimstone falling from the sky [12/11/2018]
• Cosmic Airburst May Have Wiped Out Part of the Middle East 3,700 Years Ago [11/29/2018]
• Scientists: 'superheated blast from the sky' destroyed Dead Sea cities, pointing to Sodom in Bible [11/28/2018]
• Evidence of Sodom? Meteor blast cause of biblical destruction, say scientists [11/22/2018]
• Large Crack In East African Rift Is Splitting The Continent In Two [03/31/2018]
• City of Sodom Discovered: Archeological find gives insight into story of destruction [10/18/2015]
• Have archaeologists discovered the biblical city of Sodom? [10/14/2015]
• Archaeologists Claim to Have Found Ancient City of Sodom (And Gomorrah) [10/11/2015]
• Archaeologist Believes Remains of Sodom's Fiery Destruction Have Been Found [10/07/2015]
• Archaeologists discover possible ruins of ancient Sodom in the Holy Land [10/03/2015]
• Possible site of ancient Sodom yields more finds [09/29/2015]
• Archaeologists discover ruins of Elymais temple in southwestern Iran [11/29/2013]
• Pollen Study Points to Drought as Culprit in Bronze Age Mystery (Global Warming in Ancient Times) [10/26/2013]
• Bahrain digs unveil one of oldest civilisations [05/21/2013]
• Large asteroid heading to Earth? Pray, says NASA [03/19/2013]
• Breakthrough in world's oldest undeciphered writing [10/22/2012]
• A Dry Dead Sea Before Biblical Times [12/16/2011]
• Exciting New Archaeological Evidence Uncovered Could be the Site of Biblical Sodom [12/14/2011]
• Beneath the Dead Sea, Scientists Are Drilling for Natural History [12/18/2010]
• Russian And Jordan Dive To Find Sodom And Gomorrah [12/16/2010]
• Russia Decides to Search for Sodom and Gomorrah-in Jordan [12/16/2010]
• Drilling under the Dead Sea through four Ice Ages [ 500K years ] [11/24/2010]
• Burnt City woman's face reconstructed [11/22/2010]
• Burnt City women outlived their men [06/24/2009]
• Ramhormoz Graves May Be Elamite Royal Burials: Experts [05/20/2008]
• Jiroft Is Ancient City Of Marhashi: US Scholar [05/08/2008]
• Researchers: Asteroid Destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah [03/31/2008]
• Clay tablet holds clue to asteroid mystery [03/30/2008]
• Archaeologists Have Discovered The World's Oldest Inscription In Jiroft [11/05/2007]
• Iran loses fight over "Lost Paradise" relics [03/31/2007]
• Jiroft Is Lost Link Of Chain Of Civilization: Majidzadeh [01/13/2007]
• 4800-Year-Old Artificial Eyeball (Pics) [12/21/2006]
• Shrouded 5000-Year-Old Child Unearthed In Southeastern Iran [12/19/2006]
• 3rd Millennium BC Artificial Eyeball Discovered in Burnt City [12/11/2006]
• Ancient rock tombs discovered at Jiroft [11/14/2006]
• Vandals Pour Paint On Elamite Bas-Reliefs In Southern Iran [09/18/2006]
• 88 Cuneiform Inscriptions Discovered At Chogha Zanbil Ziggurat [07/27/2006]
• Ancient Metal Relics Discovered In Jiroft [07/20/2006]
• (Iranian) MP: Village with cavemen discovered at Jiroft heights [05/26/2006]
• Jordan site may be Biblical city of Sodom [05/10/2006]
• First Elamite Inscription Discovered Near Bandar Abbas [03/01/2006]
• New Discoveries in Jiroft May Change History of Civilization [01/26/2006]
• "Jiroft Inscription", Oldest Evidence of Written Language [01/13/2006]
• Five ancient inscriptions unearthed at Haft-Tappeh [10/10/2005]
• Lot's Museum begins to take shape (Near where Lot fled to when Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed) [07/02/2005]
• Mummy Tar In Ancient Egypt [02/06/2005]
• New Studies Show Jiroft Was An International Trade Center 5,000 Years Ago [12/23/2004]
• Inscribed Bricks Unearthed South Of Iran (1100BC) [11/29/2004]
• Ancient Iranian Site Shows Mesopotamia-Like Civilisation [11/16/2004]
• The Cave Of Lot's Seduction And The Monestary It Inspired [10/25/2004]
• Historic site in Iran turned into garbage dump, official complains [08/24/2004]
• Evidence for Major Impact Events in the late Third Millennium BC [09/04/2002]
• Archaeologists Seek Elamite Treasures In Iran [09/04/2002]