Moochelle Obama
Posted on 04/20/2022 6:11:20 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Ellen DeGeneres has been looking for some new hobbies to take up once her show ends, and Michelle Obama is on hand to help.
Obama and DeGeneres surprise a nude model painting class in an “Ellen” skit on Tuesday’s show, with the host telling one person: “You can’t just put a banana where you want to put a banana,” as well as giving out berets and shocking Obama with a horn.
Moochelle Obama
Gee, it should not be too hard to visualize Pat Nixon or Nancy Reagan doing something like this, eh (do I actually need to indicate the sarc?)?
Stop right there - I don't even want to know the punch-line.
E11en Degenerate is a Scientologist.
Ellen: "Mine doesn't either..."
The Patriot Post® · Satire in Brief: Biden’s List of Possible SCOTUS Nominees
By Political Editors · January 28, 2022
https://patriotpost.us/articles/85854-satire-in-brief-bidens-list-of-possible-scotus-nominees-2022-01-28
“Ever since Justice Stephen Bryer announced his retirement from the Supreme Court,” write the humorous sages at The Babylon Bee, “the President has been feverishly sifting through binders full of black women in search of the next great SCOTUS nominee.”
Here’s a few candidates from the Bee’s, er, we mean Biden’s list:
Queen Latifa: She’s black, female, and sassy! That’s a win-win-win scenario.
Michelle Obama: Barack will kill me if I don’t nominate her.
Rachel Dolezal: A woman who is also black.
Whoopi Goldberg: She was a nun. That’ll help me look Catholic! Actually — maybe we can just replace the whole court with The View. Gotta’ ask Jill.
Aunt Jemima: I can’t believe they fired that poor woman. The Pearl Mining Company just wants to keep her in chains!
Mrs. Butterworth: She’s probably black. I can’t tell.
Greta Thunberg: Our court would be well served by this infallible child of light. She’s black, right?
Vladimir Putin: The only way to keep him from invading Ukraine.
Kamala Harris: The only way to keep her from killing me. Plus, she’s black! (Editor’s Note: The word ‘black’ was circled three times)
Oh, and remember Merrick Garland? Neither does Joe Biden.
Read the whole thing here1.
A new genre, post Helen Thomas!
You gotta give some warning! That can’t be unseen!
My breakfast scone and coffee damn near came up!
That’s real class, there, Michelle.
Good example of what a wife should do...real role model < / s >
Oh my eyes, the pain, make it stop !!!!
Bingo.
I’m not reading past your comment and I’m not reading the article. Those two disgust me.
Ellen’s such a witch , she’s looking awfully hard with binoculars for something she doesn’t eben like or want
She has to be insulting for fun.
To mind comes “Birds of a feather, flock together”
How difficult is it to draw stick people.
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