Posted on 09/05/2022 1:42:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
This is not my ad, so I’m hoping our moderators won’t remove this thread as advertising. I will post a link in freepmail if anybody asks me to, but I thought this ad is GREAT!
Never in your life have you driven a vehicle with a more proud cult following. It is the perfect vehicle to impress anyone of the opposite sex. If you're looking for the right woman, you will find one that won't complain about the small stuff, can handle a rough ride in life and like the wind blowing through her hair. She can have fun anywhere, anytime and loves the feeling of driving with top off or sporting only a bikini! If you're a Jeep person, you get it!! If you're not a Jeep person, you can only wish...or join the gang of proud Jeep owners.
Stuck in traffic....jump the curb, without getting stuck... The ticket is another thing altogether!
Let your hair down and feel the wind in your face...if you're bald, wear a cap and find a hot blonde, brunette, or red head who will let their hair down, turn up the tunes and sing at the traffic lights! Let's face it, with Houston drivers, who wants the risk of feeling the wind on a motorcycle...that's dangerous, too many idiots and drunks on the road, better to have some metal guarding you against other's stupidity. LET'S GO BRANDON!
You can grow a beard, trim your fingernails with belt sander, and go on the carnivore diet for a month LIKE JOE ROGAN... Maybe you can even wrestle your dog away from a six foot alligator out of a Houston golf course water trap; but really nothing says, I AM A MAN, or THIS IS NOT A CHICK TO TRIFLE WITH - THAN A JACKED UP JEEP WITH THE TOP OFF!
This ride screams, I LOVE A'MURICA...this is the mud eating, moutain conquering, off-road wonder that helped FREE the world from Nazi and Imperialist Tyrants for most of 70 years, until an African born puppet of the globalist cabal usurped the highest office, with the assistance of mainstream media propagandists, and installed a NeoNazi puppet government in Ukraine, so they could launder billions of dollars, build covert biological labs to create gain of function viruses outlawed in the United States, finance criminal endeavors with child sex trafficking gangs and launch their 16 year plan to bring down the RED, WHITE and BLUE, and fool everyone into wearing face diapers with embedded nano-worms.
Now that many are having snowflake meltdowns that a Jeep Ad would be so bold in declaring TRUTH! Let the games begin and the comments start flying. This vehicle helped secure your FIRST AND SECOND AMENDMENT FREEDOMS more than any other 4 tire drive on the road today. Feel the FREEDOM!!!
This beauty has given me a decade of memories, it's proven some dates weren't worthy and others were worth keeping around for a while. It's vibrated the windows off the cars within 10 feet in a traffic jam or at the red light, and not to any of that rap crap; but real music like SWEET HOME ALABAMA or good ole Willie, BEER FOR MY HORSES!
Spread this manliness in a time in history where social media is propogating the myth that there are 54 genders and the dementia riddled ole' codger in the White House is good with that narrative. If you want a vehicle to showcase a trophy dead buck across the hood or duck decoys in the back with your Labrador Retriever enjoying the wind in their face...this is the ride for you! Dove season is a breath away, with box season a month and the rifles start shooting Bambi in 60 days. This vehicle loves P.E.T.A PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS!
If you're a single lady over 40 and looking for a Jeep, I'm offering a complimentary steak dinner just for the privilege of hearing about all the Jeeping adventures you have in mind!!!
1993 Jeep Wrangler - Body in Excellent Shape - Hard Top, Lift Kit, & Chrome Wheels - $7777 (7 IS THE PERFECT NUMBER) FREE DOG TRAINING LESSON WITH PURCHASE... * OPEN DRIVER SIDE DOOR, SAY "SHOTGUN" THE DOG JUMPS IN AND ACROSS TO PASSENGER SEAT! HUNTERS CREEK RETRIEVERS TOP DOG TRAINING 🇺🇸 USA ... **OPTIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LABRADOR RETRIEVER...NOT included with purchase.
1993 Jeep Wrangler 4WD Straight 6 cylinder * w/Air Conditioning * Automatic Transmission * Lift-Kit, Chrome Wheels * Heavy Duty Bumper Front and Back * Oversized Wheels, Hard Top * Clean Inside - Seats could used recovering * Speaker Boxes in Back will shake the cars next to you. * CD/FM/AM Stereo that cranks up loud for SUNNY SPRING JEEP DAYS * Body in Good Condition with no dings She's a blast! Perfect Beach Cruiser, Deer or Duck Hunting Vehicle! For Sale $7777.00 OBO (Business has been busy, so I'm just now working through the 40 people on the waiting list to show) You will need to do a bonded title, simple process.
>>>>>>> Also have a 2002, Brand New Rebuilt Engine less than 1000 miles. Winch. Lift Kit. Air Bags. COLD A/C $17777.00
I don’t look at the CL ads without pictures.
My 1992 Isuzu Pickup was the best vehicle I ever had. 362,000 miles by the time we gave it up. Nothing but breaks, oil changes, and a fuel pump. Ever. Very much of the same design purpose in the Jeep Wranglers.
Brakes. Not Breaks. Damn Auto spell.
That is pretty good. Enjoyed reading it.
still rockin my 86’Samurai...
Yep. Need a pic.
I had a 1986 Trooper II 2 door that I put more than 300k on. And I beat the living daylights out of that vehicle off road. It had a skid plate under it and I took advantage of it that’s for sure. The easiest truck in the world to drive too, but it had no top end on the highway that’s for sure.
It was identical to this one:
https://barnfinds.com/nicest-one-left-1986-isuzu-trooper-ls/
“Automatic transmission” is where the ad lost me.
That was great!
I just bought a 2021 Jeep with 19,000 miles. I absolutely love it. That ad is so true.
“-—perfect vehicle to impress anyone of the opposite sex-—” rookie! trucks rule but a Harley is, hands down, the best chick magnet. And cruising with a Hog in the back of a good looking pickup requires chick repellent to even get home alone.
Yeppers.
Great ad.😊
Automatic transmission. ☹️
A buddy of mine and I worked through college for a lawn care company, and on a day off in 1985 we took our boss’s CJ-7 to some sort of college kid gathering. We were both thinking we were really cool until a Jeep full of girls going in the opposite direction stopped, and one of them remarked “My god, your legs are SO WHITE!”, and then the whole group started laughing as they drove off. We were pretty deflated. But she was right. Boss made us wear long pants and golf shirts while we mowed.
And there’s my old man story of the day.
Huh. Most Harleys are lawn chairs on two wheels. And don’t even get me started on Harleys with radios blaring down the road. As far as a chick magnet, cash seems to work quite well. I’m getting old, but still ride a beast of a crotch rocket; without the bitch on back. I love the acceleration/performance and I don’t have to put up with any bitching.
“Nothing but breaks...”
That’s a tough brake.
If you want to catch women's attention while mowing lawns, wear a kilt. You get some sun on your legs as well.
I realize this advice is probably 40 years too late, but there it is.
I prefer a standard tranny, but for dedicated rock climbing, the auto tranny is where it is at these days.
Just got a 2022 JLU Willys, still has dealer tags. I’m looking at a Gladiator Willys for my work truck.
Love the Jeeps, my first was a 52 Willys pickup, many decades ago.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.