Posted on 10/31/2022 1:27:28 PM PDT by gitmo
Reads like Chinese instructions for an alarm clock or something.
“Isn’t there a company that will provide 100 fake storks?”
Yes, and they even provide delivery.
Reminds me of spam emails from a “Nigerian prince”.
;-)
I have seen yards that had tons of flamingos, cows, pigs and other animals on them. Usually a birthday thing.
if you choose to not correspond [to an anonymous letter]
"We have chose to make this letter anonymous to protect our legal right, and to grand you the same legal opportunities. "
How does sending a letter "anonymous" protect their legal right?
“Dear Neighbor:
I want to apologize for the fake plants. I just removed them as you requested.
You were very thoughtful to give me two days notice.
I have thought long and hard about the best way to show my appreciation for your grace under pressure—and here it is, my gift to you.
Please sign the attached lease and the ten live pigs will be delivered to your home for one week. After that of course you will have to return them to the farmer whose address is on the bottom of this form—and of course in the same excellent condition you found them.
You may want to hurry up and sign—I think I hear the farmer’s truck arriving now.
It is an honor to have wonderful neighbors like you!”
;-)
I would rip out the grass and plant an entire cottage garden of fake flowers out front. The nerve.
And maybe a lawn jockey or two.
Corpse flowers about to bloom, they are real.
Make a stink about what I have in my property? Well....
The author of the letter should not be too hard to find; search the English departments of the local public schools.
Maybe get some kids to toilet paper your place. And leave it there for a few days!
Obviously written by a ground squirrel.
They will be walking around the neighborhood tomorrow with clipboards, taking note of anybody who did not take down their Halloween decorations.
For those neighbors with a pumpkin still on their porches tomorrow morning, they are in for it.
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I’m am surprised that it didn’t end with “You will do the needful accordingly!”
Lack of a cover sheet invalidates the HOA/Nigerian Prince notice
There it is.
I’d buy every plastic yard decoration available the bigger the better. It is on.
Odd. I have the same security and it didn’t complain a bit.
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