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'You must within 2 days minimum': Insane neighbor demands woman remove fake plants from her porch in bizarre viral letter
CHEEZburger ^ | October 31, 2022 | bradpdickson

Posted on 10/31/2022 1:27:28 PM PDT by gitmo

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To: SunkenCiv
‘You must within 2 days minimum’ — IOW, no maximum. She can comply by doing absolutely nothing.

I think she has to comply between 3 days from now and the end of time.

21 posted on 10/31/2022 1:43:27 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: SunkenCiv

So in this group of 14 neighbors ... was there no one who could actually write a coherent sentence?


22 posted on 10/31/2022 1:44:39 PM PDT by DarrellZero
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To: DarrellZero

14 neighbors, and other consistencies!


23 posted on 10/31/2022 1:47:21 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: gitmo

We have a long driveway and a lot of deer. I have very nice *fake* flowers I change out seasonally in the driveway entrance hanging planters, and around the mail box.

No watering or weeding, deer and other critters don’t eat them, and after a one time investment I have beautiful flowers to greet my friends and neighbors all year long.

Would love a “Karen” to give me lip.


24 posted on 10/31/2022 1:47:58 PM PDT by noexcuses
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To: IC Ken

“You need to invest in 6 or 7 HUGE fake palm trees.”


And several plastic pink flamingos.


25 posted on 10/31/2022 1:48:14 PM PDT by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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To: Dr. Sivana

(official action taken that will include the police called to write an lawsuit)

Makes perfect sense


26 posted on 10/31/2022 1:48:18 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: gitmo

its common!! Just yesterday my neighbor came unhinged because i backed my boat on the trailer 10’ beyond the rear of the house line. 10 feet!! he came unhinged and went crazy because I’m blocking his view!! ya wanna know what his view is of in the direction the window is he sits near?? My friggin back yard!! I couldnt believe it!! The ck skr 2 years ago i kicked off my property. hes walking around looking at things and when I kicked him off he said he has the right because his house is paid off!

I know he has been a die hard democrat for 25 years i’ve lived here. they democrats are getting worse!! this asshole is proof!!


27 posted on 10/31/2022 1:48:45 PM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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To: IC Ken

“You need to invest in 6 or 7 HUGE fake palm trees.”

Yes! And add a couple of pink flamingos.


28 posted on 10/31/2022 1:49:03 PM PDT by ryderann
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To: gitmo

Did you catch the “state enviroment official” part?

Bwahahahahahahaha.

This is why we moved deep into the woods.

No neighbors.

Well—except for the bears—and they are not that stupid!


29 posted on 10/31/2022 1:49:32 PM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: IC Ken
Just in time for Christmas
30 posted on 10/31/2022 1:50:13 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: ryderann

A couple? Add 40 to 50 of them. Isn’t there a company that will provide 100 fake storks? I have seen this prank in my neighborhood.


31 posted on 10/31/2022 1:50:45 PM PDT by IC Ken (If the government can just print Money why do I have to pay taxes?)
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To: Red Badger
HOA?.....................

That was my first thought.

When you buy a house governed by an HOA you better read the by-laws because your are legally bound to abide by them. If you can't agree or live under HOA by-laws - then you have no business buying a home within that HOA.

Just saying.

32 posted on 10/31/2022 1:51:01 PM PDT by JesusIsLord
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To: V_TWIN

Wonder if Neighbor Nut Bar used his USPS mail box?

he could get in some serious FEDERAL trouble for Harassing/ threatening/ Misusing the USPS mail box.


33 posted on 10/31/2022 1:52:50 PM PDT by uranium penguin
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To: gitmo

Doesn’t know the correct use of “there” and “their”...has “saw” when it should say “see.”


34 posted on 10/31/2022 1:53:58 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: gitmo

I’d be glad to send her some pink flamingos.


35 posted on 10/31/2022 1:54:13 PM PDT by Fair Paul
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To: gitmo

Just damn...


36 posted on 10/31/2022 1:54:45 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: JesusIsLord

“HOA”

Yup—I decoded the blacked-out HOA name.

“Short Bus Meadows”

;-)


37 posted on 10/31/2022 1:55:39 PM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: gitmo

If someone does not know the difference between there and their, I would assume they are ignorant and should be ignored.

But depending on my mood I might send them
“A modest proposal”


38 posted on 10/31/2022 1:57:21 PM PDT by algore
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39 posted on 10/31/2022 1:58:44 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: gitmo

Just need to add some pink flamingoes next


40 posted on 10/31/2022 1:59:06 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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