‘Drunk’ Florida CEO allegedly attacked girlfriend with her sex toy

The New York Post ^ | November 29, 2022 | Lee Brown

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

He was perhaps too buzzed on Thanksgiving.

A Florida business owner has been busted after his girlfriend accused him of drunkenly battering her with her sex toy.

Christopher Pacitto, the 45-year-old CEO and owner of Velocity Engineering Services, was arrested after a 4:30 a.m. bust-up with his girlfriend at a St. Petersburg motel on Thanksgiving Day, an arrest affidavit shows.

During an argument, the 6-foot-2, 300-pound business owner started packing his bags — then throwing all of his girlfriend’s items out onto the floor, the complaint says.

“During that process” he “hit her with a sex toy on her torso, leaving her with a bruise,” the affidavit says.

[Michael.SF.]

So, this qualifies as blunt force trauma?

[Captain Peter Blood]

I have no words.

[No name given]

Nothing to see here, just a lover’s quarrel.

[Jamestown1630]

Another story we could do without hearing...

[Tommy Revolts]

I have an image in my head that won’t go away now.

[Rio]

https://velocityengineering.net/about/

[M Kehoe]

Uber is ready when you are.

Delta? Not so much.

5.56mm

[Presbyterian Reporter]

“”””45-year-old CEO and owner of Velocity Engineering Services”””

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He was just doing some testing.

The Babylon Bee faces more competition from real life than ever before.

[Equine1952]

And you can’t unimagine it. All you can do is change it or add to it. A mind cartoon. Sheeesh! 🥴

[SamAdams76]

Babylon Bee might have to fold up shop in light of all these “Florida Man” stories.

[Erik Latranyi]

This is the most pointless story ever....what was the purpose of throwing Florida in the headline?

[T.B. Yoits]

...just like Paul Pelosi’s tryst partner.

[HighSierra5]

D*ck slapped.

[real saxophonist]

[SamAdams76]

What was the purpose of throwing Florida in the headline?

So that the story would come up in an internet search for "Florida Man".

As for the Florida man in question, he seems like a real dildo.

[doorgunner69]

Industrial strength dildo to leave a bruise...............

[GingisK]

Assault with a friendly weapon?

[HombreSecreto]

I guess he wasn’t aware of the penal code in Florida.

[GingisK]

what was the purpose of throwing Florida in the headline?

That is to show how depraved conservative majority states actually are, this being prepared for liberal viewers.

No mention of how the guy voted, however.