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Guy Has His Military ID ‘Confiscated’ By Bar Bouncer, Army Chief Gets Involved And Chaos Ensues
Boredpanda ^ | 1 Aug 2023 | Robertas Lisickis

Posted on 08/01/2023 5:31:28 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

...Buddy who drove and used State ID drove us back, we go into the Officer of the Day's office to report my lost/stolen ID. OOD is a crusty old bastard, but fair. Actually a mustang, he takes his orders from the President and god... and we are not sure of the president he might tell him to f**k off if it is a stupid idea.

..."Seaman Raccoon here says the doorman at Joe's took his ID and wants $20. Pull a driver and one of those Jarheads at the gate and go down their and sort it out."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: fun; marines; usmc
A fun story, a quick read.
1 posted on 08/01/2023 5:31:28 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Good story.


2 posted on 08/01/2023 5:42:59 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA (The Delay Trump’s trial, delay. Elect Trump President. Trump pardons himself. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

As a Salty Dog the moral of that story is; “Never screw with an Young Enlisted Sailor unless you have Bars(allot of times even that isn’t enough) as LDO’s and CPO’s aren’ to meant to be f’ed with.


3 posted on 08/01/2023 5:45:15 PM PDT by Trueblackman (Redefeat Biden in 2024. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

It’s not midnight yet. So more posts are sure to come in.
However, I’m confident that this story will be the feel-good post of the day.


4 posted on 08/01/2023 5:49:12 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
I had a grocery store try and take my military id because they thought it was fake.

I pulled the ol ‘turn it over and read to me what it says on the back’ routine and asked the manager if he was authorized to hold said property of the federal government. I offered to call the state troopers so they could check, but he opted to give me my id back.

5 posted on 08/01/2023 5:51:56 PM PDT by tfecw (It's for the children)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Great story! I’ve had similar things happen in my career...


6 posted on 08/01/2023 5:58:06 PM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
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To: Alas Babylon!

I Liked the story, but my experience was different.
I was in Key West on a sub and was mugged on my way back to the base in front of the marine guards. My watch was stolen and as I was pushed to the ground my uniform was messed. When I approached the gate I asked why you did not help me and the response was that I was not on military ground and my uniform was messed. I FU them and went to the barracks where I was subsequently arrested. Fortunately, I had a very good reputation on the sub as I was proficient at fixing both sonar and ET stuff.
At the Hearing on the sub, which the captain demanded be held on the sub, I was told to be good for two weeks and not swear at marines any more!
The marines wanted to inprison me. They were pissed.Thank god for the captain.


7 posted on 08/01/2023 6:30:54 PM PDT by learner
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Don’t F with a Navy Chief. My dad was a Leading Chief in an A-6 Squadron. Was at a reunion for his squadron a few years ago, and a retired Chief told me about a junior officer who was dressed down by dad. This Chief told the junior officer that it would be smart to heed the advice given because the CO has his back.


8 posted on 08/01/2023 6:31:28 PM PDT by WASCWatch ( WASC)
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To: Alas Babylon!

I Liked the story, but my experience was different.
I was in Key West on a sub and was mugged on my way back to the base in front of the marine guards. My watch was stolen and as I was pushed to the ground my uniform was messed. When I approached the gate I asked why you did not help me and the response was that I was not on military ground and my uniform was messed. I FU them and went to the barracks where I was subsequently arrested. Fortunately, I had a very good reputation on the sub as I was proficient at fixing both sonar and ET stuff.
At the Hearing on the sub, which the captain demanded be held on the sub, I was told to be good for two weeks and not swear at marines any more!
The marines wanted to inprison me. They were pissed.Thank god for the captain.


9 posted on 08/01/2023 6:31:34 PM PDT by learner
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To: DUMBGRUNT

and that’s how it’s done!!!


10 posted on 08/01/2023 6:40:04 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Nice ... always good to see shitbirds get what’s coming to them.


11 posted on 08/01/2023 6:40:46 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Read through the whole thing. One thing I noticed was that it was more than likely written by a Brit. Curious what got him interested in our fun military stories...

(He used "whilst")
12 posted on 08/01/2023 8:19:02 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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