Posted on 10/03/2023 8:38:45 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal.
"Oh my, is that what that does? I thought it was for the urinal," Bowman reportedly said when questioned by the Capitol Police. "I was just trying to get rid of my waste. Shaking hands with an old friend, you know? I thought pulling that lever would evacuate my urine from the receptacle. My mistake!"
Republican members of Congress and skeptical American citizens expressed doubt regarding Rep. Bowman's story. "Let me get this straight," Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan shouted. "First, he thought the fire alarm was a lever that would open the door of the Capitol complex, and today he thinks the fire alarm will empty the urinal after he drains his swamp? I'm not buying it! In fact, I'm launching a formal inquiry!"
When pressed for further explanation, Rep. Bowman continued to claim it was an innocent error. "I'm really going to have to plead ignorance on this one," he said. "It activates the fire alarm? Seriously? I thought it said ‘FIRE' on it in huge, clear letters to let anyone know how to clear out the urinal after a long session of Congress. I'm being honest here."
At publishing time, Rep. Bowman refused to confirm reports that the Washington, D.C. Fire Department has responded to his place of residence 4,785 times in the last six months.
LOL, the damn thing pulls itself, Like Baldwins gun.
It’s only a matter of time until he thinks one of them is an ATM.
Thanks, Bee. Would make a good T-shirt!
Sitting in on a BB brainstorming session would probably be the most fun I’ve ever had...
Ha!
Must have eaten too many Carolina reapers the day before.
Chinese fortune cookie: DOORS WILL OPEN IF YOU PULL FIRE ALARM.
How is he not ALREADY expelled from office???
FLUSH
That burning sensation while peeing is not a fire.
That burning sensation while peeing is not a fire.
Then he huffed and puffed but could not blowout the light-bulb
Bowman brings new meaning to Bovine Excrement.
I imagine it must be so much fun to work at the Bee. 😂
If anyone says Rep. Bowman is stupid or lying that person will be identified as 'racist' and will trigger full FBI and DOJ investigations... Our legal system knows who's dangerous (people who exercise free speech). The obvious 'white supremacist' will also be checked for nooses. bottles of bleach, and MAGA flags...
What a lovely country we live in ... Eff you Merrick Garland for your work creating a two tiered 'justice' system and a corrupt police state. And a place where such an obvious liar must be believed "or ELSE".. How many finger Winston?
I think it would be one of the most difficult jobs, trying to craft satire that somehow stays ahead of the insane reality of this upside-down world. Not easy.
Now, THAT’S funny!😁
You can’t make this stuff up.
I’d be pleasantly surprised if’n he actually flushed at all.
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