Woman wheels a CORPSE into a bank and tries to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who ask why he looks 'very pale'

Daily Mail UK ^ | April 17, 2024 | Natalia Penza

[Morgana]

This is the moment a woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and allegedly tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who asked why he looked so pale.

Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'

Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of his pen hard as she placed it between his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangu, a neighbourhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale.'

She replied: 'He's like that' before she told the dead OAP: 'If you're not well, I can take you to hospital. Do you want to go back to hospital again?'

[Morgana]

Dear God,

Please send Jesus soon.

[Bob434]

She musta thought that “weekend at Bernie’s” was a documentary film

[Puppage]

Well, did she get the loan?

[shadeaud]

Are they sure it wasn’t the DOCTOR jill?

[srmanuel]

That’s what I was thinking or she is an incredibly dumb person

[GSWarrior]

Probably sounded like a good idea at the time

[Ezekiel]

A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal.

Pretty much sums up the Biden regime.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Forget it, Jake, It’s Rio.

[plain talk]

She might have thought —
“well if America can have a brain-damaged President signing legislation maybe I can get mine to sign this here document.”

Unfortunately for her he didn’t quite make it.

[bunkerhill7]

Call Biden.
He can talk to dead people.

[BipolarBob]

He's fine. See, he's waving to show he's okay.

[MeanWestTexan]

Jill Biden sure is getting bold.

[Red Badger]

[Eagles6]

We’re living “Weekend at Biden’s” now.

[Varsity Flight]

We the Con-gress and the current Whitehouse to the United States people.

[desertsolitaire]

In short; yes. No documentation needed loan.

[Bubba_Leroy]

[Bubba_Leroy]

Banking With Bernie, coming soon to theaters near you.

[A strike]

‘zactly.
No different that fronting POTATUS XiaoBidementia

-fJRoberts-

[pierrem15]

Well, did she get the loan?

At Wells Fargo, the loan + 10 credit cards in the deceased's name.