Posted on 05/10/2024 6:15:34 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what the media hailed as a triumphant victory for diplomacy, President Joe Biden struck a deal where Hamas gets to keep all its American hostages in exchange for Biden receiving 15 votes in Michigan this November.
Political analysts cited the deal as a crucial element in Biden's re-election strategy, with the 15 additional votes he'll receive in Michigan adding to the several hundred thousand untraceable mail-in ballots to give him a sizeable advantage — all at the low cost of Hamas's American hostages.
"It's the product of masterful negotiation," one White House insider said. "The election is going to be a close one, so the president needs every vote he can get. Allowing Hamas to keep their American hostages in return for guaranteeing 15 votes in Michigan is a real coup. The president is confident that the Americans being held hostage by Hamas would be proud to sacrifice themselves to make sure he gets re-elected."
When asked to comment on the deal, President Biden downplayed its importance. "I didn't do that," he said. "Listen, folks. I will not make any deal that leaves American lives in the hands of terrorists. What I did was nod my head when someone asked me if I wanted 15 more votes in Michigan. And they also said I could have ice cream. I like chocolate chip ice cream. Anyway…"
At publishing time, the White House had confirmed reports that they also agreed to send a dozen pallets of cash to Hamas in exchange for assurances that Biden would win Michigan.
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With this crowd running things in Washington, this might actually be true.
“All joking aside”- Joe Biden
Joe probably told the Hamas negotiators “don’t do anything with the hostages that I wouldn’t do.”
Whats Ham asses position on the EC?
Should all of the electorate be raped and murdered?
Should the SCJ and their families be raped and murdered? How the FBI and the DOJ’s families?
Should the biden family be raped and murdered?
With this crowd running things in Washington, this might actually be true.
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exactly
Fear not democrats always win with more votes then voters 110% is the norm some places.
Hummmm, I believe it is.
Lordy how I love The Bee
Not bad
I believe Rush said that good humor/sarcasm has an element of truth.
I’m willing to believe it’s true, with this crowd anything is possible and in words from Barack Obama I can agree with, never underestimate Joe Biden’s ability to F::k things up
“Not hyperbole!”
All the hostages are dead
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