Beware the VeggieTales! (David Cloud's diseased mind strikes again)

Way Of Life Literature ^ | July 15, 2002 | David Cloud

[VRWCmember]

"Barbara Manatee" is great, but it is also hilarious to see and hear teenagers singing along with "Oh Where is My Hairbrush"!

[11th Earl of Mar]

I agree with the author. The Veggie Tales are too fun and do not support true religion.

Children must be taught the Holy Scriptures using only the King James Bible. Music is allowed but it must be boring and accompanied with an organ, not even an electric piano.

Children should be forced to dress like dorks and Sunday School teachers should be fat and ugly.

Only then will we be able to reach children with the Gospel of Jesus.

[another cricket]

And I have never licked a spark plug
and I have never sniffed a stink bug
and I have never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall


I am tempted to sit outside this guy’s office with my Veggie Tunes. I shall take the French Peas along to throw slushies at him. This man is evil. He is leading me into temptation.

a.cricket

[Michael2001]

Veggie Tales is awesome. Especially Larry Boy. I bought them for my daughters but I'm hooked.

[Darth Sidious]

Here is evil...

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David Cloud (note the arrogant smirk and proud, haughty eyes)

[VRWCmember]

Stop that! It's silly.

[Robert_Paulson2]

I wonder what he thinks of fruit... or what folks do with IT?

Hey... I knew a girl who likes to peel bananas, with her teeth... and suck the insides out of a grape... I had to take that one home!!!

And what's he got to say about eating peaches and cream... darn I looooove eating peaches...

Poor daffid... he must be a really lonely guy... I wonder if he has issues dealing with the subject of cucumbers and pickles that he is NOT telling us about. . .

Thanks for the ping.... hehheh

btw... I think david's got a growing fan club here... Their motto?

"To the truly holy... nothing is pure... not even veggies... "

[Rightly Biased]

or "barbara manatee"

[Rightly Biased]

This guy is a bozo!!! My two girls are veggiefans and we can not wait for Jonah to come out.I am a "Pirate that wont do anything"

[billbears]

VeggieTales is "kind of the equivalent of what if Monty Python took over your Sunday school class"

Never having seen a Veggie video (no kids) this is something I might pay to see. Monty Python teaches Sunday School. LOL