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NOTICE ! (vanity)[doggie humor]
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Posted on 05/11/2003 1:49:04 PM PDT by EggsAckley
NOTICE TO PEOPLE VISITING MY HOME
1. The dog lives here ... you don't.
2. If you dont want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I. And so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
5. It's in his nature to sniff your crotch. Feel free to sniff his.
6. I like him a lot better than I do most people.
7. To you, he's a dog. To me, he is an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never take the car, dont hang out with drug-addict friends, dont smoke or drink, dont wear your clothes, and dont need a gazillion dollars for college.
And, if they accidentally get pregnant, you can sell the pups.
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To: EggsAckley
My greyhound Wink. He's a retired racer.
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posted on
05/11/2003 1:53:16 PM PDT
by
aomagrat
(IYAOYAS)
To: ex-Texan
woof
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posted on
05/11/2003 1:53:17 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis)
To: aomagrat
Aw, he's beautiful. And happy it seems. Thanks for posting him.
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posted on
05/11/2003 1:54:13 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis)
To: aomagrat
Greyhounds are cool! Almost as cool as Basenjis...
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posted on
05/11/2003 2:19:41 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's fast.... and then there's Slim fast....)
To: EggsAckley
Woof - woof - woof !
Tell me if this might be in a code . . . I dunno from nuthin'
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posted on
05/11/2003 3:26:54 PM PDT
by
ex-Texan
(primates capitulards toujours en quete de fromage!)
To: EggsAckley
If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.... run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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posted on
05/11/2003 4:57:27 PM PDT
by
Oorang
To: Oorang
Aw.....this is fabulous. Thank you.
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posted on
05/11/2003 5:36:04 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Greyhounds and Basenjis are cool! Almost as cool as Ibizan Hounds....:))
( woops...I thought this was the sighthound thread ) LOL!
To: Vic3O3
Ping! You might see about posting a pic of Charlie.
Semper Fi
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posted on
05/12/2003 6:26:21 AM PDT
by
dd5339
(Lookout Texas, here we come!)
To: EggsAckley
I love this post! Thank you.
I copied it and have it displayed on my frige.
I have 3 dogs, so this really applies in my house..
To: dd5339
Emmie enjoys her new Bark-o-lounger!
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posted on
05/12/2003 1:43:01 PM PDT
by
Vic3O3
(Jeremiah 31:16-17 (KJV))
To: Vic3O3
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posted on
05/12/2003 1:45:29 PM PDT
by
Vic3O3
(Jeremiah 31:16-17 (KJV))
To: EggsAckley
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posted on
05/13/2003 9:06:07 AM PDT
by
wndycndy
(Beagles For Bush!)
To: wndycndy
I love your site. Such adorable doggies! And the animated ones are really cute. Good job!
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posted on
05/13/2003 9:48:51 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis)
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