NOTICE ! (vanity)[doggie humor]

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[EggsAckley]

NOTICE TO PEOPLE VISITING MY HOME

1. The dog lives here ... you don't.

2. If you don’t want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I. And so do you. What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's in his nature to sniff your crotch. Feel free to sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I do most people.

7. To you, he's a dog. To me, he is an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never take the car, don’t hang out with drug-addict friends, don’t smoke or drink, don’t wear your clothes, and don’t need a gazillion dollars for college.

And, if they accidentally get pregnant, you can sell the pups.

[aomagrat]

My greyhound Wink. He's a retired racer.

[EggsAckley]

woof

[EggsAckley]

Aw, he's beautiful. And happy it seems. Thanks for posting him.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Greyhounds are cool! Almost as cool as Basenjis...

[ex-Texan]

Woof - woof - woof !

Tell me if this might be in a code . . . I dunno from nuthin'

[Oorang]

If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.... run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

[EggsAckley]

Aw.....this is fabulous. Thank you.

[Salamander]

Greyhounds and Basenjis are cool! Almost as cool as Ibizan Hounds....:))

( woops...I thought this was the sighthound thread ) LOL!

[dd5339]

Ping! You might see about posting a pic of Charlie.

Semper Fi

[grammymoon]

I love this post! Thank you.
I copied it and have it displayed on my frige.

I have 3 dogs, so this really applies in my house..

[Vic3O3]

Emmie enjoys her new Bark-o-lounger!

[Vic3O3]

Ok, so the pic posting didn't work...drat!
Here's the link...
http://www.geocities.com/vicmd303/index.html

[wndycndy]

Cool doggies everyone! You can see me and my hounds here :)
http://hometown.aol.com/caribbeancindy/index.html

[EggsAckley]

I love your site. Such adorable doggies! And the animated ones are really cute. Good job!