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Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life -
Yahoo News ^ | November 19, 2003

Posted on 11/19/2003 2:28:04 PM PST by UnklGene

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Has Hurt Her Love Life -

Wed Nov 19, 1:46 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

The intern infamous for her affair with U.S. President Bill Clinton said in the December issue of GQ magazine that she dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told the men's magazine.

But Lewinsky also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

In the nearly six years since news of Lewinsky's dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the U.S. Senate, Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV show.

But the woman that nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumors that the scandal had made her wealthy.

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Lewinsky said. "People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."


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1 posted on 11/19/2003 2:28:06 PM PST by UnklGene
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To: UnklGene
Gee, you think, Cigar Girl?
2 posted on 11/19/2003 2:29:05 PM PST by dfwgator (Seminoles are Gator Bait!!!!)
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To: UnklGene
Like duh!
3 posted on 11/19/2003 2:29:53 PM PST by Wheee The People (Do not read past this line, under penalty of law.)
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To: UnklGene

I can think of a more plausible culprit.

4 posted on 11/19/2003 2:30:13 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

I thought it was only men who were allowed to never grow up.

5 posted on 11/19/2003 2:30:37 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: UnklGene
NO! I am just shocked. < /sarcasm >
6 posted on 11/19/2003 2:30:44 PM PST by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life -

That and all those pizzas

7 posted on 11/19/2003 2:31:13 PM PST by kidd
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To: UnklGene
gee, and she paints such an alluring picture of herself, too.
8 posted on 11/19/2003 2:31:24 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: UnklGene
Can you imagine even kissing her knowing where her mouth has been?
9 posted on 11/19/2003 2:32:13 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: sweetliberty
Ya shore ya wanna have yer mouth open like that on this thread?
10 posted on 11/19/2003 2:32:16 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: UnklGene
Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

Honey, they're not intimidated. They're repulsed. Or else they just want to get a lewinsky from lewinsky, so they can say they did.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told the men's magazine.

You do what you did, you get what you got. In this case, a stained dress and a bad reputation all around the world. Quite a feat.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

I am sure that goes over real well.

"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

And as soon as they find out they have to buy the drinks, they probably move right along. Sorry honey. You really made a mess of your life. Big time.

11 posted on 11/19/2003 2:32:36 PM PST by Huck
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To: UnklGene
Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past

Intimidated? INTIMIDATED?

Honey, you just aint the kind of gal one brings home to mama!
12 posted on 11/19/2003 2:32:46 PM PST by Roughneck (9 out of 10 TERRORISTS PREFER DEMOCRATS, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein)
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HEY MONICA I hear Michael Jackson is looking for a new cover.... : )
13 posted on 11/19/2003 2:32:57 PM PST by alisasny (Gray Davis is now officially a NEANDERTHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: UnklGene
Wait a minute, didn't Willie promise to marry her after he left the White House in January 2001? (That too is a bit incovenient for the media to bring up!)
14 posted on 11/19/2003 2:33:13 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Far out, man, heavy!)
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To: Kirkwood
It might as well be tatooed on her lips...

"Billy Jeff was here"

15 posted on 11/19/2003 2:34:32 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: UnklGene
Wow, you'd think somewhere in NY there'd be at least one sleazy liberal looking for a hummer....

Oh, that's right, Hillary said he can't date anymore.

16 posted on 11/19/2003 2:35:10 PM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: ArrogantBustard
"Ya shore ya wanna have yer mouth open like that on this thread?"

ROTFL!

17 posted on 11/19/2003 2:35:34 PM PST by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: UnklGene
Monica... there is a reason they want you to brush your teeth before they kiss you good night.
18 posted on 11/19/2003 2:36:26 PM PST by Blue Screen of Death (,/i)
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To: alisasny
HEY MONICA I hear Michael Jackson is looking for a new cover

That's b-a-d ;-)

19 posted on 11/19/2003 2:36:37 PM PST by george wythe
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To: Kirkwood
Can you imagine even kissing her knowing where her mouth has been?

Yuk! Makes me want to gargle with something REALLY strong!

Glurgle, Glurgle Glurgle - spit!

20 posted on 11/19/2003 2:36:45 PM PST by Don Carlos (El que no le gusta vino es un amimal. (Yo no soy un animal!).)
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To: UnklGene
Can she imagine that any guy would want to bear the stigma of having perverted-sex-by-proxy with the Pervert-in-Chief -- who figuratively and literally defiled the White House and all that it stands for??

Just the thought of what went on -- and in -- during Klingon's "relationship" with Monica is enough to gag a maggot on a manure wagon.

Let alone allow for the emotional bonding and situational "mood" that spending an evening -- not to mention a lifetime -- with a slut who turned her father's surname into a code word for an obscene act......

21 posted on 11/19/2003 2:37:48 PM PST by tracer
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To: UnklGene
Monica had best go to England to see if Chelsea's "blind" boyfriend has a brother.
22 posted on 11/19/2003 2:37:49 PM PST by evolved_rage (Nov 17, pseudo-liberation day for Kalifornicatistan.)
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She finds a magic lamp and rubs it.

A genie pops out of the lamp. The Genie says "I know you. You're Monica Lewinsky and have been very bad. So, you only get one wish! Not three!".

Monica ponders this and tells the Genie: "Well, I could lose a few pounds. Yes! That's it! I'd like to get rid of these love handles!"

The Genie replys to Monica "Your wish is my command".

And poof! Monica's ears vanish!

23 posted on 11/19/2003 2:38:27 PM PST by isthisnickcool (Guns!)
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To: UnklGene
The only good thing that this --this -- this -- er,-- that Monica did was save the dress.
24 posted on 11/19/2003 2:39:40 PM PST by Exit148
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To: UnklGene
""I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

Yet another selling point for Monica to set forth....

25 posted on 11/19/2003 2:40:05 PM PST by tracer
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To: UnklGene
The clintons got a new doggie,


26 posted on 11/19/2003 2:40:12 PM PST by mdittmar
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life

Jeez, I can't imagine why. I would think a lot of those fat cat Democrats would come knocking,
especially since she puts her personals in headlines. Quite a trick.

Well, we know where she's headed, and she's got the handbags already to prove it.

27 posted on 11/19/2003 2:40:52 PM PST by OESY
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To: UnklGene
So, Monica's love live sucks?

sorry, I couldn't resist.....

28 posted on 11/19/2003 2:40:59 PM PST by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky takes her blue dress to the cleaners. She hands it to the old man behind the counter. She does not realize he is hard of hearing and his hearing aid is broken.

Monica says: "I need the stain removed from the front of this blue dress!"

The old man cups his ear and replies: "Eh!? Come again lady?

"No!" Monica replies. "Just mustard this time!"

29 posted on 11/19/2003 2:41:08 PM PST by isthisnickcool (Guns!)
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To: Constitution Day
Tantae clunes isti sunt!

Clunes, aio, maiores esse!

I saved that btw.

30 posted on 11/19/2003 2:41:21 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: UnklGene

31 posted on 11/19/2003 2:41:33 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life

Yep, she blew it alright!

32 posted on 11/19/2003 2:42:34 PM PST by Snowy (Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!)
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To: Blue Screen of Death
God forbid, please, but if she was ever going to be a member of my family, and attend even periodic get-togethers, we'd all chip in to pay her for a series of dental irradiation treatments.

Hat-Trick

33 posted on 11/19/2003 2:45:33 PM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?)
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To: Snowy
That....coupled with the fact that she hefts in at about 250 these days.
34 posted on 11/19/2003 2:47:20 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Taglineus Interruptus)
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To: UnklGene
But Bubba told her he was going to marry her.
35 posted on 11/19/2003 2:47:48 PM PST by onedoug
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To: mdittmar
Tell me that we've already done a caption thread with this picture and I just happened to miss it. Classic photo.

Hat-Trick

36 posted on 11/19/2003 2:47:52 PM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?)
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To: Snowy
LOL! Very clever!
37 posted on 11/19/2003 2:51:21 PM PST by SoKatt
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To: UnklGene
After an article like this in the nation's premier intellectual journal, you can be sure that Monica is going to receive plenty of marriage offers from suitable candidates!


38 posted on 11/19/2003 2:53:58 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Far out, man, heavy!)
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To: UnklGene
she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be

ROFLMAO!

39 posted on 11/19/2003 2:58:18 PM PST by NautiNurse (Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.)
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To: Huck
Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

Lorena intimidates, Monica is just nasty. Some guys like that but I don't think they want the world to know who they are. Can you imagine being Monica's bo? The questions you would have to answer!

40 posted on 11/19/2003 2:58:49 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (If everything you experienced, believed, lived was a lie, would you want to know the truth?)
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To: NautiNurse
My favorite, the slack jawed yocal.
41 posted on 11/19/2003 3:02:56 PM PST by job (Dinsdale?Dinsdale? (www.oklahomasooners.com/dontfiremackbrown/))
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To: Only1choice____Freedom
I don't think any self respecting man would be her beau.
42 posted on 11/19/2003 3:03:49 PM PST by Huck
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To: UnklGene
"Dumb Bitch", just doesn't seem adequate anymore!

Semper Fi
43 posted on 11/19/2003 3:06:33 PM PST by river rat (War works......It brings Peace... Give war a chance to destroy Jihadists...)
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To: NautiNurse

44 posted on 11/19/2003 3:08:29 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I have a plan. I need a dead monkey, empty liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.)
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To: UnklGene
Aw, c'mon, folks !!
Don't be so mean-spirited.
Any red-blooded American girl with her specific inclinations and abilities...can't be ALL bad !!!
45 posted on 11/19/2003 3:10:11 PM PST by genefromjersey (So little time - so many FLAMES to light !!)
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To: UnklGene
Monica was complaining about a very bad night she had. Apparently 12 of the first 15 guys needed change for a five dollar bill.
46 posted on 11/19/2003 3:15:21 PM PST by Tacis
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To: UnklGene


When this is your most famous photo one wonders why.
47 posted on 11/19/2003 3:18:10 PM PST by rs79bm (Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....)
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To: genefromjersey
Any red-blooded American girl with her specific inclinations and abilities...can't be ALL bad !!!

Yeah, why does "chrome" and "trailer hitch" keep coming to mind?

48 posted on 11/19/2003 3:20:27 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Liberal = Socialist = Communist)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Paging Sir Mix-A-Lot...Sir Mix-A-Lot, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

}:-)4
49 posted on 11/19/2003 3:23:22 PM PST by Moose4 ("The road goes on forever, and the party never ends." --Robert Earl Keen)
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To: UnklGene
I think she's right about men being intimidated. How else would a guy feel in the presence of the biggest adolescent girl he's ever seen?
50 posted on 11/19/2003 3:26:17 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("To freedom, Alberta, horses . . . and women!")
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