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DO YOU TAKE THIS GOAT TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED ......
dfu | 11-2003 | dfu

Posted on 11/29/2003 8:23:34 PM PST by doug from upland

Those in the radical homosexual movement are outraged when we ask --- If a man can marry another man, why can't he marry a goat?

Is the suggestion of marrying a goat outrageous? Perhaps. But who brought us to this discussion?

For most of modern human history, it has been recognized that marriage is between one man and one woman. They have children, and they carry on the species. A mom and dad raising children is generally the best nurturing environment for them.

Homosexuals want to be accepted as equals, not just in human kindness, but in all aspects of life. They want us to believe that same-sex relationships are just as beautiful as sex between a man and a woman. They are not. A man and woman are built differently for a reason. The parts fit as they do for a reason.

Most people, even those who almost become physically ill with the mental picture of sexual activity between two men or two women, are nevertheless somewhat tolerant. If gays stay out of their faces and don't have public lewd parades in front of their children, they believe in live and let live. Do what you want, but do it so we don't have to see it or hear about it.

Now that homesexual behavior is tolerated by most people, the next step is to create an equivalency. They want the government to recognize same-sex marriage as being just as normal and healthy as a marriage between one man and one woman. The next step is, of course, the equal right to adopt children. Our society is doomed when two men who want to adopt a child are treated as equivalent to a man and woman.

If such status is given, we can legitimately ask --- What next? Can a man marry two women or three women or four women? If not, why not? Can a man marry his goat or cow or donkey? If not, why not?

It is not we who have traditional values who have changed the definition of marriage. The radical homosexual activists have done that. Oh, you can't have marriage with a different species. Why not? The definition of marriage has already been redefined. We are on that slippery slope.

If homosexual marriage gains recognition as equivalent to a normal marriage, why do they have the right to then limit the definition? If the man-goat lobby becomes active and funded, why should their rights be denied?

A man who loves his goat will certainly want his goat to be able to visit him in the hospital. He will want his goat to have health benefits by his company's insurance plan. And why can't his goat go into Von's with him to choose tempting dinner entrees? Why can't the goat join her spouse at Claim Jumper and get a shot at the salad bar?

Oh, I know what is next. The goat can't give consent. Right? Who gets to decide that such consent matters? Remember, the definition of marriage has already been changed. Why can't it be further modified?

Homosexuals, just lead your life. You have the right to purchase property together. You can leave real and personal property in your will to your partner. I believe you can also direct your doctor to allow visitors in the hospital that you have identified.

But I guess that isn't good enough. Radical homosexuals want more than decent treatment. They want us to acknowledge that their love is equivalent to that of love between a man and a woman. Sorry, but it is not. I accept that most homosexuals, particularly males, are born the way they are. It is not their fault or their choice. Something has gone wrong which prevents them from being able to be attracted to the opposite sex. At times, it must be incredibly difficult for them. Who would choose that path in life?

If the definition really does change and homosexual marriages are performed and recognized by the state, it will be time for a lawsuit filed on behalf of those who want to marry multiple partners and those who want to marry their barnyard friends. Those who object will be given a warning -- don't be a goataphobe.


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KEYWORDS: baaaaaaa; bowwow; hehaw; homosexualagenda; homosexualvice; marriage; meow; moooooooo; oink; perversion; perverts; quack; samesex
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To: gonzo
oh, dear me! sick, twisted, and brilliant.
41 posted on 11/29/2003 10:27:35 PM PST by King Prout (...he took a face from the ancient gallery, then he... walked on down the hall....)
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To: WhoisAlanGreenspan?
I don't apologize or make up with my wife because of a legal "marrage" or because I'm a christian.

Big mistake. Do it in the name of God and you'll have a lot less problems.

I think like Doug's picking on fondness for goats, saying it's a deliberate attack on christianity muddles the debate and weakens our side's argument.

It's a valid point, that I've used myself. It does put the issue in perspective and show how ridiculous gay-marriage is. Animal "love" is a fact of life just like homosexual, but the mere presense of an a$$-itch does not entitle someone (or something) to the place reserved for real marriage.
42 posted on 11/29/2003 10:47:23 PM PST by singsong (Demoralization kils first the civilization and THEN the people.)
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To: doug from upland
KEYWORDS: BAAAAAAA; BOWWOW; HEHAW; HOMOSEXUALAGENDA; HOMOSEXUALVICE; MARRIAGE; MEOW; MOOOOOOOO; OINK; PERVERSION; QUACK; SAMESEX;

ROFLMAO

43 posted on 11/29/2003 11:01:47 PM PST by Diddley (Free Republic: An aboveground forum.)
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To: Diddley
Some people added a few to the original keywords.
44 posted on 11/29/2003 11:30:13 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary didn't hire Pelicano.......my butt)
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To: doug from upland
Oh. I see now.

But it's still funny.
45 posted on 11/29/2003 11:43:40 PM PST by Diddley (Free Republic: An aboveground forum.)
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To: longtermmemmory
polygamists are excited at the prospects.

Big surprise. But there are even fewer of them than gays. I can think of one legal, secular reason to disallow polygamy - death or divorce would create a nightmare for the parties to such a marriage WRT property, disposition of children, etc.

There are also those in the homosexual circles who want the age of consent legalized.

Wha? If you're talking about lowering age-of-consent laws, NAMBLA is a red herring IMO. They have, what, 10 members in the USA? They can't even have a damned website in this country, let alone get a law passed. Those homosexuals who aren't whackos but do want a re-examination of age of consent laws are on about the disparity between the consent age for gays & heterosexuals; there still remain in many states higher ages of consent for homosexuals than heterosexuals.

It would make all sorts of horror stories legal.

Or not. Fearmongering is dishonest and unnecessary.

Snidely

46 posted on 11/30/2003 12:20:45 AM PST by Snidely Whiplash (Best not to post after you've been down at the pub...)
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To: doug from upland
Quote of the Day by MissAmericanPie
47 posted on 11/30/2003 12:34:41 AM PST by RJayneJ
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To: Smokin' Joe
While the waters are muddy enough, what about the PETA types? They practically exhalt animals over humans now
And they have absolutely nothing to do with this gay marriage business. Idiots, maybe, but really not germane to the issue.

IMHO, this is about tying down survivor's benefits and tapping into healthcare plans more than emotional bonding.

Got it in one, IMO. Those homosexuals who are already in long-term relationships aren't going to have the relationships themselves materially affected. It's largely about medical rights, and suchlike as you mentioned. I guess I can see where they're coming from, more or less...if I'm living long-term with a woman and want to make it honest, I head w/ her down to the courthouse - $25 and a blood test later, we're hitched, with all the rights pertaining thereto.

Call it "marriage" and they can "adopt" other gays and increase the drain on employers' healthcare plans while heterosexuals pick up the tab.

What - do gays not have to pay for their insurance? And are insurers really going to start granting coverage wholesale, without regard for pre-existing conditions or poor medical history? They sure as heck aren't now...

And really, if they're only 1% of the population, as many here claim, how much of a drain could they really put on the system?

Snidely

48 posted on 11/30/2003 12:39:05 AM PST by Snidely Whiplash
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To: Snidely Whiplash
I>What - do gays not have to pay for their insurance?

Employer group plans, especially government employees, often provided as part of the compensation package. Are spouses 'risk assessed'? Dependants? I guess it depends on the plan.

Now that AIDS/HIV drugs are so much more effective these people live longer, (as long as they see the doctor lots and stay on the meds)--I don't know. Marry one, adopt two, you now have 4 on the plan, could run a million or so. You can't fire them because they are gay.

A multitude of other medical conditions arise from putting things where the body was not designed for them to go. Most of these conditions would be far more unlikely in a non-gay group. They develop over time, may not be readily apparent, and, if assessed as part of the pool's risk, will cause an increase in insurance rates for everyone in the pool.

If there are 100,000 employees, the difference might not be so great. With a smaller company group, I can see where the entire group might become uninsurable for one ersatz couple's coupling.

49 posted on 11/30/2003 1:13:32 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (GOATS!? (Just say naaaaaaaah!))
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To: gonzo
Damn, such a good song. I know the lady that sang backup on the original by Percy when he was recording at Muscle Shoals. I don't think Percy would sing this version though.
50 posted on 11/30/2003 5:58:04 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: vetvetdoug; doug from upland
Maybe HERE!!...............FRegards
51 posted on 11/30/2003 8:18:19 AM PST by gonzo (A mind is a terrible thing,,, and it must be stopped,,,in my lifetime,,, before I kill somebody...)
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To: doug from upland
"What next?"

Here's the real problem in my mind. With the lowering of the age of control, i.e., girls receiving birth control, or abortions at 14 years without the knowledge of the parent or even the legality of being present at the act, then the law is lowering the legal age of consent to achowledging the legitimacy of man/boy woman/girl unions. And since the New Hampshire State Supreme Court has established a presidence that same sex unions are not sexual, then that opens the door to any possible union, period. So, any pediaphyle just got carte blanc, and the law protects them.

"I accept that most homosexuals, particularly males, are born the way they are. It is not their fault or their choice. Something has gone wrong which prevents them from being able to be attracted to the opposite sex. At times, it must be incredibly difficult for them. Who would choose that path in life?"

I do not accept that homosexual behavior is not a learned behavior, just like how you tie a tie, or lace your shoes. There is no proof scientifically, only guesses. The only difference is that the act of consumation of it is based upon physical sexual completion, that has been defined as pleasure, not for reproduction. It is their choice, so that's who chooses that life. They are quite happy in it, otherwise they would change.

Red

52 posted on 11/30/2003 8:35:55 AM PST by Redwood71
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To: martin_fierro
Must be a relative of X42, from the town of Pumpkin.
53 posted on 11/30/2003 10:31:16 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: vetvetdoug; doug from upland; King Prout
HERE, UNZIPPED!...
54 posted on 11/30/2003 10:33:40 AM PST by gonzo (A mind is a terrible thing,,, and it must be stopped,,,in my lifetime,,, before I kill somebody...)
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To: vetvetdoug; doug from upland; King Prout
Howsabout other animals?...............FRegards
55 posted on 11/30/2003 10:39:58 AM PST by gonzo (A mind is a terrible thing,,, and it must be stopped,,,in my lifetime,,, before I kill somebody...)
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To: WhoisAlanGreenspan?
"I think ---saying it's a deliberate attack on christianity muddles the debate and weakens our side's argument."

Christianity, (and religion in general), has the most to lose by this outrageous, twisted redefinition of marriage. Your thinking is shallow, and weak. What has always kept marriages together are the vows promised at the wedding ceremony, the children that need to be raised and cared for, the recognition that Jesus said marriage is indisolvable except for adultery, and the well known fact that marriage is the basic institution and the glue that holds together all civilized societies. Human "love" waxes and wanes and is as fickle as the weather, (witness the 52% divorce rate since the first attack on marriage that arrived under the banner of "no-fault divorce").

The ancient and modern purposes of marriage are to provide vows and a contract which help protect a betrothed man and woman from straying from each other, to maintain unity and cohesion, to protect the children of the marriage, and to provide basic rules and structure for the institution of marriage in a civilized society.

Any sexual relationship between two males or two females is nothing but a filthy, disgusting, debauchery of nature and of God's obvious plan for His creation to love and honor one another and to procreate the human species on earth. Any "marriage" of two homosexual perverts is not a marriage, nor will it ever be - regardless of what four liberal, pinko scumbags sitting on the Mass. Supreme Court may have invented.

56 posted on 11/30/2003 10:58:51 AM PST by TheCrusader
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To: doug from upland
Succint, no fluff, to the point, and as well said as I've ever read on the subject... very good job...

Why! indeed....

57 posted on 11/30/2003 11:46:23 AM PST by hosepipe
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To: gonzo
.....so then the sailor turns to the guy seated next to him and says,"Have you ever seen any thing like this?"
The guy says, "Oh this is nothing, you should have been here last week to see this sailor **** a chicken."
58 posted on 11/30/2003 11:53:30 AM PST by tet68
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To: gonzo
oh
dear
lord
!
59 posted on 11/30/2003 12:07:00 PM PST by King Prout (...he took a face from the ancient gallery, then he... walked on down the hall....)
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To: gonzo
seen Billy Connoly's HBO special?
"Baaaaa!" "Oh, I love it when you talk dirrrrty!"
60 posted on 11/30/2003 12:09:37 PM PST by King Prout (...he took a face from the ancient gallery, then he... walked on down the hall....)
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