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BREAKING NOW! NORAD picks up UFO on Radar
NORAD ^ | 12/24/03 | Fighting Irish

Posted on 12/24/2003 8:04:25 PM PST by Fighting Irish

Breaking now!

NORAD radar intercepts UFO flying out of the North Pole.

Object appeared briefly as sleigh-like and being pulled by a series of animals (as of yet undetermined). Anonymous sources tell this reporter, top secret radio intercepts of UFO indicate the pilot of said object appeared to be laughing.

Alert system placed on level GREEN.

Officials ask that all fireplaces are to be extinguished immediately.

More as this story developes.


TOPICS: Breaking News
KEYWORDS: christmas; humor; ufo
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1 posted on 12/24/2003 8:04:26 PM PST by Fighting Irish
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To: Fighting Irish
I still believe in Santa!!!!!! :)
2 posted on 12/24/2003 8:05:12 PM PST by LisaMalia (Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
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To: Fighting Irish
Nuke first ask questions later ;)
3 posted on 12/24/2003 8:05:45 PM PST by thoughtomator ("I will do whatever the Americans want because I saw what happened in Iraq, and I was afraid"-Qadafi)
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To: Fighting Irish
Break out the cookies!
4 posted on 12/24/2003 8:06:37 PM PST by quantim
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To: Fighting Irish
Go Santa Go!
5 posted on 12/24/2003 8:07:12 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: thoughtomator
Ready for 'im.


6 posted on 12/24/2003 8:07:26 PM PST by Shermy
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To: Fighting Irish
Alert system placed on level GREEN.

I can't believe Ridge would fall for this!

7 posted on 12/24/2003 8:07:40 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Fighting Irish
Moderator.....thanks for leaving this up!
8 posted on 12/24/2003 8:08:11 PM PST by Fighting Irish
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NOT to worry: Counter measures were promptly deployed >>>
9 posted on 12/24/2003 8:09:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: Fighting Irish
Hope he's got a new pants suit for Hillary in his bag.

Puce would be a good color for her this coming year.

Leni

10 posted on 12/24/2003 8:09:47 PM PST by MinuteGal (Register now for FReeps Ahoy 3". Fun and fellowship with freepers from across the U.S. A !)
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To: Fighting Irish
Could be wrong but the MOD may be as far into the eggnog as is old Ben.
11 posted on 12/24/2003 8:10:35 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: BenLurkin
Incoming from the North??

What are those sneaky Canadians up to now?

12 posted on 12/24/2003 8:10:59 PM PST by Lurking in Kansas
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To: Fighting Irish
More as this story developes.

Yea, I, myself, am eagerly awaiting developments from this sighting. : )

13 posted on 12/24/2003 8:11:08 PM PST by EGPWS
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seems the target is tracking to a mysterious island...

14 posted on 12/24/2003 8:12:02 PM PST by disclaimer
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15 posted on 12/24/2003 8:12:38 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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For the kiddies sake, let's hope the border patrol is up to their usual standards.
16 posted on 12/24/2003 8:13:27 PM PST by hole_n_one
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Not to worry, that incoming has already been to my house and Mommy got a FReeper MUG!!
Pitifully, my name was left off by mistake but I will still use it tomorrow for my liberal in-laws to see!
17 posted on 12/24/2003 8:14:15 PM PST by netmilsmom (No PC censorship of classics - Sunflower the "Lost" Disney centaurette-see my profile page.)
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18 posted on 12/24/2003 8:14:36 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Happy Birthday, Jesus!)
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19 posted on 12/24/2003 8:15:32 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: Lurking in Kansas
Massive airdrops of Mooses by parachute combined with low level deployment of cheese pallets.

Don't wait for orders from headquarters; Mount up and ride to the sound of the guns!

20 posted on 12/24/2003 8:16:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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