ZOT: Hahahaha! This is too much fun

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[I could start typing anything]

Queen of the Night. Susan Herbert, Catropolitan Opera.

It's me Timothy J Toler again. I just keep getting in here don't I? I am like an annoying little bug that you can not destroy. You can ZOT me all you want. I am limitless in this town. You would have to shut down the voicings of the entire conservative redneck city I live in just to stop me.

New paragraph. See %%%%%%%, I can do it. I am sick of your %%%%% bashings without giving me a chance to defend myself. So here it is. I plan to kill you all with my WANG CHUNG!!! I am a child of the 80's yes. No, I am not evil. I am your children. We do have thoughts of our own. We are just generally scared of our parents (i.e. YOU) trying to kill us because we are "hippies." We don't need corporations dipping into government trust funds so they can FURTHER TEAR UP OUR NATION!!!

New paragraph. See, I can still do it. Here it is. You shall all be mocking me for almost 200 posts here after, like %%%%% little %%%%%%% without letting me try to defend my words. So I am through with civility. You get bitch slapped. GO %%%% YOURSELVES!!!!

[dbwz]

I'm adding that to my cache of quotes

Well, thank you very much! :-)

[Abundy]

Is this thread proof that Eschoir has a long-lost son?

[Quix]

80'S IQ?

Let's not be overly generous with this idiot.

[Quix]

You forgot

CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME from mental and other masturbation

[Quix]

But even if he cleared up the complexion . . .

The girls would STILL not talk to him . . .

especially without nose plugs and blinders on.

Some things are beyond help.

[Quix]

I think he would have to learn

A LOT

MORE

about tab A in slot B

before he could approach any kind of reality with kids . . .

And that's assuming he could find a way to deal with the smell enough to impregnate anyone.

And that's assuming he's not a homosexual.

Then we have the problem of the IQ or LOWQ as the case more likely is.

[Quix]

KNOW
and

KNOWING

implies

an organ mass of cells to function as a

KNOWER.

Vacuums do not work.

[Quix]

Right.

More like he is poster child for vasectomy clinics.

[Quix]

Eat their young?

With lots of vomitting, and spitting out in the process.

[Quix]

True. He probably does.

But, masochists are not necessarily so likely to really seek it out or tolerate it.

They are loathe to give up the whine.

They are probably loathe to find something more useful to do besides whine and nurse their self-generated injuries.

Getting punished for breathing is about as close as a lot get to having any meaning in their lives.

This character plays the role well.

It may be a bit like watching a drunken idiot with a trust fund determine to live in a drunken stooper in the gutter . . . but the alternative is forcing someone who's not violent . . . into a hospital.

Besides, who else is so eager to be Shrillery's co-village idiot.

He wants to be kicked. And, he is at least skillful enough to be fun to kick. So we grant him some of his wishes. There's worse things to do.

[Quix]

How many schools would take him for how many microseconds?

[wjcsux]

ZOT!
Trying to decide if this idiot is worth the effort.

[Quix]

Oh dear!

[Grampa Dave]

Move on. It has been banned again.

[Poohbah]

Do we need to get another Eschoir-like injunction?

[King Prout]

I was thinking they're more comparable to mushrooms: they are kept in the dark and fed lots of sh!t.

They also resemble duck-ponds in winter: cold, shallow, and full of sh!t.

Good tear-down.
A great pity the troll has been electrocuted, but it is certain he lurks under another guise and has read these peans in his honor.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Here's a potential cure:

[King Prout]

literally LOL
good one!

[wjcsux]

We seem to be getting a lot of Trolls that come back under new names as of late.

[Grampa Dave]

With some of the real losers in life, their biggest event of each day is to reappear on Free Republic with a new name each day.

That old saying of "Get a Life!" really applies to them.