Posted on 02/15/2004 7:13:20 PM PST by Engine82
Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip Source: FCCSN
A statement issued from the John Kerry for President campaign accused President Bush of creating a dangerous atmosphere at todays Daytona 500. A spokesman for the campaign stated "In an effort to grab the spotlight and detract from the greatest polluting....uh....I mean greatest sporting event ever, president bush created a distraction which caused the spectacular wreck of Michael Waltrip. America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox.... uh .... I mean faces the challenges in America today such as NASCAR being such an environmental danger .... uh ....I mean wonderful sport. Senator Kerry loves NASCAR and would love to greet the fans and shut down those southern hillibillies.... uh .... I mean give the command Gentelmen, search the pickup trucks in the parking lot for firearms.... uh .... turn the key ....uh....call the auto club ....uh.... oh what ever it is they say to start a race."
The campaign is waiting for NASCAR to call with an invation for Senator Kerry to visit a NASCAR race.
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