We Need A Term of Referral For The Current Spouse of the Wealthy Widow Heinz!

2/17/04 | Tacis

[Tacis]

There is great power in the labels that are applied to people and things.

The left wing liberals are so much better at this than we are. But, here is a case where maybe we can catch up.

We need a new, good term to use to refer to Senator Kerry. Sure, "Ketchup Boy," "Hanoi John," and the "French looking gentlemen" are all good. But, none truely catch how shallow, deceptive, owned, left wing and tied to democrat filth and corruption he really is.

He is owned by the ultra-liberal, anti-education teachers' unions. He is in the pocket of the NAACP, NOW and most of those other big-bucks liberal special interest groups. His wife (actually, first AND second) doesn't trust him and certainly won't fund his campaign. He is to the left of Fat Teddy ("Teddy the Hutt") and turned against his country when he returned from Nam. We may never know how many females he has groped over the years because the left wing media will cover for him.

[The G Man]

Yeah, but can you IMAGINE the ads the Democrats will have this year about Bush? I can EASILLY imagine them using Iraqi casualties in their ads.

[LuigiBasco]

Kerry=Nam Vets backstabber!

[js1138]

She cried all the way to the alter.

Has anyone noticed that Heinz met his demise in a tragic airplane crash just months after Kerry met her?

[eleni121]

Bravo to your creative genius in morphing of the classics---Sherry by the Four Seasons.

I'm sure that Frankie Valli would love this version.

[Indy Pendance]

[LibWhacker]

Got this from Lexis-Nexis. Posted it to a similar thread yesterday but that thread was pulled on the grounds that it was a one-line vanity. I hope this thread passes muster so we can get this out:

In 1971, Kerry made an impassioned speech on the Capitol steps. In a dramatic gesture, he threw his medals away. Except they weren't his, they belonged to a World War II vet who'd given them to Kerry. The controversy haunted him. He ran for Congress in 1972, was painted as a male Jane Fonda, and defeated. -- "Fighter Comes to the Senate," by Sandy Grady, Knight-Ridder Newspapers, January 10, 1985

The male Jane Fonda. That rubric cost him an election once, and it can do it again, imo. If Jane Fonda ran for president, it'd be a big joke. She wouldn't stand a chance. And neither does the "male Jane Fonda" -- if only we get it out. So spread the word. Kerry is, in fact, THE . . . MALE . . . JANE . . . FONDA!!!

[Covenantridge]

How about J "Effin" Kerry?

[camle]

FV will probably ralf his lunch - after hitting me about the head & shoulders with hard and heavy object:-)

[NutmegDevil]

Well, Ms. Heinz-Kerry is an African-American. But I won't go there for a name.

Phan Boi's ba dep lam?

I think that's "Traitor's pretty Old Lady." My Vietnamese language skills are waning. As long as the Botox doesn't wear off, Theresa (using a gauzy lens covering) could look presentable.

Do U.S. senators call their wives "my old lady"? Does not sound very patrician.

[Arrowhead1952]

He is to the left of Fat Teddy ("Teddy the Hutt") and turned against his country when he returned from Nam.

TRAITOR Kerry sounds like a very well deserved title after this stunt.

[PhiKapMom]

Are you serious -- I didn't realize that Heinz died in a plane crash after meeting his wife. She was still registered to vote Republican in PA when he first announced and then changed to RAT in PA -- never did register in MA! I think that is odd!

[Sender]

I like 'Number 10 GI' !

"Come on, you like me, I elect you long time."

[PhiKapMom]

This little gem just came in the Newsmax email update for today! Tracks nicely with your comments about the Male Hanoi Jane Fonda:

3. The Jane Fonda Ad Analogy

In a story on "CBS Evening News" this month, David Axelrod reached back into the dirt-laden political archives and invoked the infamous ads that were originally inflicted on the American psyche by Al Gore.

Axelrod asked, "Remember Willie Horton?"

The anchorman went on to express concern that the Republicans who "made" Michael Dukakis into a Massachusetts leftist might do the same to John Kerry.

A week later CBS's Byron Pitts displayed a choice photo that was first uncovered by NewsMax. The picture showed Kerry sitting on the ground a few rows behind Jane Fonda at a 1970s anti-war protest.

Donna Brazile brought up the Horton issue as well. The former Gore campaign manager referred to Fonda as the new Willie Horton. "Remember Willie Horton? Well Willie Horton has been retired. Jane is taking his place. And they're going to use that to undermine his [Kerry's] credibility."

The Left Coast Report says no wonder Fonda's fuming - this kind of talk makes her John Kerry's Willie.

[Diddle E. Squat]

"Ma Ma, where's my paw" Kerry

[js1138]

Death of H. John Heinz III

After speaking at a news conference in Williamsport, Pennsylvania on April 4, 1991, Heinz was headed to Philadelphia to conduct the first in a series of investigative hearings to examine the telemarketing of medical equipment to Medicare beneficiaries, "Bleeding Medicare Dry: The Great Sales Scam."

When the twin-engine plane carrying him and four other adults developed landing-gear trouble, a helicopter was dispatched to examine the problem. Consequently, the helicopter's blades accidentally hit the bottom of the plane, sending both aircraft to the ground and killing everyone on board. Two children, who were playing outside at noon recess at the Merion Elementary School in Montgomery County, were also killed when the wreckage fell on the school ground.

http://zeeb.library.cmu.edu/Libraries/Heinz/HJH_Bio.html#death

I think this was about eight months after Kerry met Ms Ketchup.

[The G Man]

Interestingly enough, Kerry was Dukakis' Lt. Governor at the time of his prison furlough program and openly supported it.

[LibWhacker]

The Left Coast Report says no wonder Fonda's fuming - this kind of talk makes her John Kerry's Willie.

Lol . . . This is his Achilles heel, I think. He's going to pay for disrespecting medals given out in honor of our fighting men. He's going to pay for calling American heroes "war criminals." And he's going to pay for his Jane Fonda association. (I love the fact that she's fuming about it, lol!)

[SaxxonWoods]

Well, you have all come up with some good stuff! I've been calling him The Baby Killer when talking to Dem baby boomers. As in: "So, you're going with the Baby Killer?" They hate that.

Now, if he would just pick someone from Oklahoma for VEEP, we would have a "Kerry-Okie" ticket!

[Wolverine]

Teraysa Heinz is a Hillary Clinton Roll-over.

[Excuse_Me]

Since I expect that after he secures the nomination, his downward slide in the polls will exceed the speed of a certain French 1968 Olympic downhill champion, I will suggest calling him Jean Fraude Qierry.