Beauty and the Beast of War (Miss USA is GOPer)

SMH ^ | April 13, 2004 | SMH

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Her name is Shandi and she says she'll use her position as the new Miss USA to explain US involvement in Iraq. After accepting the title at the 52nd annual pageant, the 25-year-old graduate student from Missouri, said: "What needed to be done had to be done." Shandi Finnessey, a Republican and 1.8 metre blonde from St Louis, is an author and wrote a book called The Furrtails, as part of her aim to integrate mentally retarded children into regular classrooms. She has a master's degree in counselling and also plays piano and violin. At a party following the event, Finnessey described her social life as "totally single and looking".

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This, is a Freeper's dream come true. Click that link.

[Lunatic Fringe]

Picture rule is in effect.

[Cincinatus]

Shandi Finnessey ... "To have the knowledge from experience. ... I think that teaches you more knowledge than anything you could possibly read in a book." Photos: Reuters

[dasboot]

What on earth makes a woman think that augmented mammaries are attractive? Very beautiful except for the abnormal paps.

[donozark]

I just wish she'd stop sending me nude pictures of herself...

[csvset]

She bangs! She bangs! /William Hung mode

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Miss USA goes on to Miss Universe.

It's the contest between plastic surgeons.

[Paradox]

[dasboot]

[M]entally retarded children into regular classrooms...where they can be neglected as much as any other student.

[DeuceTraveler]

"What on earth makes a woman think that augmented mammaries are attractive? Very beautiful except for the abnormal paps."

Don't worry. If you don't want her, I'll give her my attention.

[American_Centurion]

>>What on earth makes a woman think that augmented mammaries are attractive?<<

Could it be that an awful lot of men are attracted to them? Just because you aren't doesn't mean you're in the majority.

Of course, I like them, very much. IMO, money well spent.

[rapture-me]

Isn't Missouri the "Show Me" state?

[dasboot]

All yours. Men, says she, mess up her hair and block the mirror.

[LadyDoc]

sounds like the movie "miss congeniality"...where all the contestants are asked for their wishes for earth, and they all say "peace on earth", and she says something like legalizing carrying guns...and then when they gasp, she adds "peace on earth"...

[NittanyLion]

Don't worry. If you don't want her, I'll give her my attention.

Don't think you're getting her to yourself.

[risk]

Yes, the "show me" state.

Missouri
“Show Me State” A name attributed to Representative Willard Van Diver. It conotates a certain self-deprecating stubbornness and devotion to simple common sense.
source: State Names, Seals, Flags, and Symbols by Benjamin F. Shearer, Barbara S. Shearer

[RogueIsland]

What on earth makes a woman think that augmented mammaries are attractive? Very beautiful except for the abnormal paps.

How do you know they are fake? Or do you just assume that if a woman is attractive, she must have paid for it?

[SW6906]

[M]entally retarded children into regular classrooms...where they can be neglected as much as any other student.

More like where they can command most of the time of the teacher, resulting in the neglect of the other students. I've seen it in my child's classes. Dumb everyone down even more.

[SW6906]

I thought surgically-altered mammary glands (among other parts) were not allowed in these contests. How fair is it if a contestant with more resources for surgical alteration of their body is allowed to compete against those who are "natural"? I'll take natural every time.

[rrrod]

This is living proof GOPers and FREEPER women are smarter and better looking!...can we say babes?