John Kerry's stuff.(I'm John Kerry,Man of the People,and I approved this message.)

[Redcoat LI]

The Republican attack Machine has tried to portray me as a Golddigging Gigolo,but as you can see,I enjoy the simple things,just like you!

His Bike($5,270)

His Plane "The Flying Squirrel"($35 Million)

His Manservant(?)

His Boat "The Scaramouche"($800,000)

[Army Air Corps]

"See, I am a regualr (lying, two-faced, egotistical, elitistl, left-wing) guy. I enjoy the simple pleasures of the little people. I ride bicycles, go fishing on a boat, and travel by air. I don't see why people are getting so fussy."

[jigsaw]

Ah, but he saved by switching to Gigoloco!

(Or was it Geico?)

[RicocheT]

Now I understand that long face and sour look. It's that nasty hard bike seat! When you are in your 50s, you should get one with a bit more padding. Also, ditch those down turned handles and get handles that are straight or up more. That helps if you have a bit of a gut.

As to the yacht and jet, hard to find fault with boy toys like those. If you got it, flaunt it!

[Carton boy]

You can just piss up my back to..

[Shaun_MD]

"I'm John Kerry, and I approved this message"

We're MoVrWc, and we don't care.

[mtbopfuyn]

Scaramouche and Flying RAT Rodent Squirrel are both such excellent fits.

[isthisnickcool]

As to the yacht and jet, hard to find fault with boy toys like those. If you got it, flaunt it!

What toys? You mean HIS WIFE's toys? Kerry himself only made $395,000 last year. But he was able to borrow $6.5 million. $6.5 million on a house his wife purchased BEFORE they were even married.

Kerry does not have squat. It's his wife that has toys to flaunt. Not Kerry. Money she made by moving her knees apart for John Heinz. Money she gives to Kerry for moving her knees apart too.

[11th Earl of Mar]

His haircut: Priceless

[MEG33]

My giggle of the day.The NYT article describing Kerry's butler carrying for Kerry,among many other things, a new hardback book on the middle class through the plane terminal.Kerry definitely needs to educate himself.

[Fintan]

You forgot the Botox treatments.

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

His Shoes ($300)

[Rocky]

My name is John Kerry and I approved this message before I disapproved it.

I have an SUV, too, but it's not really mine.

I threw my medals over the fence, but they weren't really mine. Or they weren't really medals. Take your pick.

I'm a man of the people. The filthy rich people.

I believe that anyone who earns a lot of money should pay a lot of taxes. People who already have a lot of money should get off scot-free.

[Blue Highway]

John Kerry's bike($5,270)

John Kerry's plane($35 Million)

John Kerry's boat($800,000)


John Kerry's Botox treatments(PRICELESS!)

[mountaineer]

Kerry does not have squat. It's his wife that has toys to flaunt.

I'm not even sure one can say he owns the clothes on his back, especially since his wife is the one who wears the pants in the family. Nor is it clear whether he owns his Navy medals and/or ribbons, as there seems to be some question as to what, if anything, he threw over the fence.

Just a suggestion, sonny, but you might want to hang onto this Bronze Star, just in case you run for political office some day.

[socal_parrot]

Replacement Purple Heart medals for the ones you tossed..er..lost (currently $199 on ebay)

[Smartass]

[Redcoat LI]

Funny,I made a mistake,he actually paid $7,000 for his bike
the place he bought it is right down the street from me.
I was that close to the greatness that is John Forbes Kerry.