Posted on 05/19/2004 3:25:49 AM PDT by pageonetoo
The Berenstain Bears: In the Woods We Go
29. That TV is a priveledge, and not a right.
Never published? Think again ;)
Big Guns and How They Work
Peter and the Pea Shooter
Tricks for Kids
Bessie the Cow Pie
Fester's Big Book of Shenanigans
Children's Guide to the Internal Revenue Service
i love them all!
Chuck E. Cheeze Lives Under the Bed
now that you have a child, here are some titles you need to bring home....; )
The Story of Babar Streisand ,The Little Elephant
I have seen this before and have always thought it was funny. However I am not sure it is appropriate for school. What was the subject matter being considered that prompted this to be passed out?
I think #3 did make it.
Let's not forget some popular series books:
Trailer Park Tales: Mommy's First Boyfriend
Trailer Park Tales: Mommy's Second Boyfriend
Trailer Park Tales: Mommy's Third Boyfriend
Trailer Park Tales: Mommy's Fourth Boyfriend
Trailer Park Tales: Mommy's Fifth Boyfriend
My daddy's car is really great,
It has a stick shift and V-8,
It's great for driving into town,
Or running little doggies down.
There is a stranger on our street,
He wears a raincoat, boots and hat,
When children see him standing there,
They must not ever stop to chat.
The day I squealed on Uncle Sid,
I told my Daddy what he did,
Now Uncle Sid is off the streets,
And no one ever brings me sweets.
And this little parody of Maurice Sendak:
In September, for a while,
I will be a Pedophile,
Luring children with my guile.
Luring once; luring twice;
Luring Chicken Soup with Rice.
If this one isn't published yet, I would be surprised.
One more:
Daddy's .45 at Show and Tell.
The Grinches ten inches.
You Float My Boat (A Child's Guide to Bed-Wetting)
The Joy of Teenage Sex
All About Condoms (A popup book for teens)
Strong anti-cat sentiment in the unpublishing world...
Hate 'em, personally : )
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