Posted on 05/25/2004 10:30:56 AM PDT by dead
I never got Fat Albert. Dumb Donald wore a lampshade for a hat, Russell dressed like a bag lady, and Bucky appeared to be the victim of a back-alley orthodontist. Bill Cosby's distorted, funny-looking kids couldn't shoot fire from their hands, and they wouldn't know a weather dominator from a flux capacitor. Instead, they were a dumb and dumpy bunch who conquered the travails of life (deodorant? candy overload?) with one simple weapon—Fat Albert's formidable moral center.
I thought about that moral center last week, when Cosby ventured down to Washington and ripped into the have-nots among us. The occasion was the 50th anniversary of Brown v. Board of Ed, and the Coz had been invited to Chocolate City by the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, the NAACP proper, and Howard University. The triumvirate had decided to honor Cosby for having "advanced the promise of Brown." Cosby decided to do some advancing of his own.
The comedian launched into a relentless attack on poor and working-class African Americans, criticizing them for everything from what they name their kids to how they speak. "Ladies and gentlemen, the lower-economic people are not holding up their end in this deal," he told the audience, in remarks later quoted by gossip columnists. "These people are not parenting. They are buying things for their kids—$500 sneakers for what?"
And then: "They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' . . . And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. . . . Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. . . . You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!"
Ouch.
Cosby has said his words were taken out of context, which is tough to prove since officials at Howard won't release a video of the event. News organizations around the nation have been asking for a copy.
According to one eyewitness, Coz lampooned blacks for giving their kids weird names like Ali and Shaniqua and finished up by launching a parting barrage at the prisoners rights movement. "These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola," the press reported. "People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake and then we run out and we are outraged, [saying] 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"
Cosby's audience was reportedly shocked by the classist diatribe. They shouldn't have been. Throughout his career, Bill Cosby has been many beautiful things—brilliant humorist, anti-apartheid activist, champion of historically black colleges, to name a few. But over the past couple of decades, he's played one ugly role that his activist friends like to ignore—patron saint of black elitists.
Let's not act like Cosby's points are baseless. Here in New York, black activists rail against the evils of Giulianism, but shrink from confronting crack dealers. That said, Cosby's critique betrays his own narcissism—like the dandies who worship him, he fancies himself an everyman, but he's embarrassed by everymen. He's been a tireless critic of fellow black comedians, many of whom—for better and worse—chose to follow in Richard Pryor's footsteps instead of his. At last year's Emmys, Wanda Sykes asked Cosby what accounted for his success and that of other early black comics. Cosby, clearly annoyed with the demonstrative Sykes, fixed her with an ice-grill and said, "We spoke English."
Broken English is an obsession of Cosby's. In 1997, he wrote a mocking editorial for The Wall Street Journal denouncing the Oakland School Board for teaching Ebonics. "In London, I guess Cockney would be the equivalent of Ebonics," wrote Cosby. "And though they may study Cockney at Oxford as part of literature, I doubt they teach it." The fact was, the Oakland School Board never planned to "teach" Ebonics. They actually planned to teach proper English to young kids using Ebonics. But facts were irrelevant to Cosby because whenever he walked into a cocktail party and a stuffed shirt made a joke about Ebonics, his self-image crumpled from the hit.
In the '80s, Cosby's elitism was relatively benign, a punchline in an Eddie Murphy joke. But amid his most significant and entertaining work, The Cosby Show, there was always a touch of bourgeois fantasy. The marriage of a black doctor and a black lawyer was blatantly calculated to send a message. You could almost see the algebra etched on Heathcliff's forehead (Negroid MD + Negroid JD - Cousin on Smack = Good PR for Jack-and-Jillers).
There were no toilets in the Huxtable home, and the family repped for everything the elite liked to think it was. In reality, that elite enjoyed a frightening proximity to the rest of us. But The Cosby Show, at its root, was fighting racist propaganda with race-conscious propaganda. We'd survived Good Times, so the face-lift Cosby offered was welcome. But it was still Cosby doing the surgery. Which explains why, during the show's heyday, in the midst of Reaganomics, with black-on-black crime surging, with the crack epidemic wreaking havoc, with New York (where the show was based) in racial hysteria, Theo never so much as had his pockets run.
The show's obsession with keeping up appearances was not only a product of its creator, but of its creator's generation. It's no mistake that black America's biggest awards show is the NAACP Image Awards. Ditto for the Coz's recent diatribe. The civil rights crowd has had a rough 30 years as the old tactics of marching and boycotting have come up lame. Its leaders, like Cosby himself, are in winter, and having beaten Bull Connerism, they now stand befuddled and silenced before their greatest new adversary—class.
Race still matters, but largely the problems of black people today are the problems of poor people. In his last days, Martin Luther King turned his attention to class, a focus Cosby's brethren airbrushed away. They could march on Washington every 10 years without having to march on their own drug-riddled corners. They ignore the ghetto or, when emboldened like Cosby, shit on it.
When the Coz came to Constitution Hall last week, he was one up on his audience. He had no solutions, and unlike his audience, he knew it. And so he fell back on what elitists do best—impose condescending lessons on ethics and etiquette. He fell back on Fat Albert, and a world where poverty can be beaten through sheer force of blithe axiom. Morality becomes the answer when you don't have another one. Maybe we are everything the racists say we are—dumb, fat, and cute, in a really ugly and childish sort of way. But if we could just pay attention in school, stop stealing, learn proper English, and correctly apply deodorant, we'd be all right. Well, maybe not all right, but at least we wouldn't make Cosby look so bad.
Yeah, like a Nazi.
Cosby was absolutely right and I've heard no evidence of backtracking on his part; quite the contrary.
"Coz lampooned blacks for giving their kids weird names like ....Ta-Nehisi Coates"
I'm pretty sure. I remember the episode where Rudy's goldfish died. They flushed it down the toilet. But then again, every sitcom had that happen, so I could be confused.
"But if we could just pay attention in school, stop stealing, learn proper English, and correctly apply deodorant, we'd be all right. "
There's a thought.
...wierd names....like Ta-Nehisi............
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Actually Ta-Nehisi (Geshundeit!), he lampooned socially irresponsible people who won't ever bother to try to improve themselves. While it is true that he went after those within his own ethnic group, his speech could have easily have been directed at certain area of Appalachia with only minor modifications.
It's about time.
Morality is a pretty good answer.
Are paying attention in school, stopping stealing, and learning proper English such far-reaching goals?!?!?
Yeah. I try never to miss a Tan...Ta-Neal...Ta-Nz...one of her/his articles.
Who does Ta-Heshe think he/she is? John Flopping Kerrry?
Ta-Nehisi said it, "But if we could just pay attention in school, stop stealing, learn proper English, and correctly apply deodorant, we'd be all right."
The first and third points are crucial. The last point may not be crucial but have you ever landed a job smelling like you haven't had a bath for four days? The second point pretty much goes away when the others have been met.
wonderful, now the idiots are trying to say that Cosby is wrong and he is just saying these things to make himself feel good.
"Ta-Nehisi can really be a fun read sometimes."
Well, he/she/it said one thing correctly - he/she/it doesn't get it....
So speaking proper english is "elitist?" Coz is right and Ta-Nehisi Coates is exactly the 'knucklehead' he was talking about.
I like Wanda, but the Cos is right on target. Anyone - black, white, brown, whatever - who refuses to speak and write properly (apart from pro athletes and rappers, of course) - has a very slim chance of success in this world. It's really not so hard to learn and apply proper English.
Is a "black elitist" anyone who happens to be black AND dresses like a human being, rather than a gangsta? I've seen many a white kid dressed like some kind of parody of a Crip or Blood. I never had any respect for them. In fact, they look silly. I guess I'm a white elitist snob.
Pretty sad. A successful black man is called an elitist because he prescribes fundamental tools for success. Truth hurts, doesn't it Ta-Nehisi?
MAGNIFICENT SUMMARY!
It really is that simple. And that is why black "leaders" hate it. They, too, would have to find a job.
Sorry, dead, on this one Cosby is more right than wrong. This article isn't a rant on racism. It's a dig on Cosby.
Right on all accounts. But I still think Ta-Nehisi writes a fun article.
Besides, Cosby getting one right doesn’t square him in my book. I still remember him throwing money at the Sharpton/Tawana fiasco, without apology. And I remember his implication that American doctors invented AIDS to get rid of Africans. And I remember his wife’s assertion that her son's murder by a scumbag from Russia was the product of American racism.
Pardon me if I’ll enjoy a little Coz-bashing, whatever the reason.
HEY! HEY! HEY!
This commentator is a moron. Bill Cozby has a brilliant solution, and he has proven that it works. Speak clearly, get your free education, work your way through a paid education, and be excellent at what you do, and the money will follow. "The Coz" has done the unforgivable in the eyes of the Liberal elite...he has worked hard, become rich, and done it largely without the help of the Democratic party.
Black humor has always been crass, politically-incorrect, and filled with profanity and sex. Cosby is right on this issue but he needs to leave the other comedians alone. People like Chris Tucker and Eddie Murphy in the 80s and Pryor and Redd Foxx in the 70s were DA BOMB! Even Cosby himself used to be a bad-ass. Rent Murphy's "Raw" and see him rake Cosby over the coals with that voice of his. LOL
True. I do enjoy his comedy though.
new fan ping.
Not really a fun read since he's attacking Cosby and painting him as an elitist for having the gall to note that certain things, like proper English, are a prerequisite to success.
Oh, dear. We've gone from emphasizing one oppressed group to emphasizing another. (It's kind of a backtrack, in fact - Foucault to Marx). Maybe the author ought to consider that this sort of class analysis has run its course?
In point of fact, Cosby did not attack underprivileged African-Americans, he pointed out that their popular culture is validating patterns of behavior that are damaging to their well-being. That this culture is inculcated and promulgated by the very black "elite" that the author complains about is nowhere admitted here, nor can it be without blowing the author's premise.
Frankly, Cosby is a paranoid nutcase with respect to AIDS but he's right on the money here. All IMHO, of course.
The long knives are out.
"The fact was, the Oakland School Board never planned to "teach" Ebonics. They actually planned to teach proper English to young kids using Ebonics."
Sure. That's how I learned math. We all made up any answer we wanted and THEN we learned how wrong we could be.
There you go, making sense again....
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In his last days, Martin Luther King turned his attention to class, a focus Cosby's brethren airbrushed away.
"Class" is codespeak for "socialism." This person is upset that Cosby is not sufficiently socialist. He/She thinks that blacks are justified in opting out of education and economy in favor of ignorance and crime because in doing so they are opting out of capitalism.
In reality, blacks can have all the prosperity they want just by taking Cosby's advice. But that would deny demagogues their talking points, so race hucksters encourage blacks to behave in ways that preclude prosperity.
Cosby himself used to be hard-ass. Check out the movie "Uptown Saturday Night" with him and Sidney Poitier. Lot's of jive-turkey talkin' and mofos spewing from his mouth.
I have heard similar complaints from people in contact with Bill Cosby - those peole who take care of his private jet, limosines, hotel arrangements, etc... when he travels. Everyone has to be black, including his jet pilots, supposedly.
I agree with him on his speech though.
And he did it in a coat and a tie, with impeccable English.
should only be a few days from now when Danny Glover or Harry Belafonte come out of the woodwork and accuse Cosby of being a "house-nigger" like they did to Colin Powell...
Many "have-nots" are that way because they "do-nothing" to correct the problems keeping them down. Cosby is being attacked for being right. The more "have-nots" there are, the larger the power base for the race-baiters like this Village Voice type.
But, when he can coax an article like this out of one of those people, he's obviously doing something right.
Tell that to people like 50 Cent, who make millions rapping and grew up in the projects of NYC selling drugs, watching his Mom sell drugs, and getting shot 9 times.
What I'm trying to say is that I agree with Cosby, but he's irrelevant now. Some blacks just aren't going to go to college when they can make millions rapping or playing sports.
Welcomed to our world, Mr. Cosby. The world where you're personally attacked for telling the truth. Your life will never be the same.
The other things are: stay off drugs cand alcohol, do not have chidern before you are married and finish high school.
Definitely. If he made them mad he's definitely doing something right. He failed to mention 2 parent families, pulling their mf pants up, saying mf in every mf sentence, jobs vs the porch, responsibility and most of all, their own hatred for white people.
Cosby had the last laugh. When his show went off the air, he sold the syndication rights for six hundred million dollars ($ 600,000,000.00). That done, the show disappeared. No one watched the reruns. The syndicators ate it all.
Fools don't know the difference between vulgarity and humor. Eddie Murphy can be and often is hilarious without being vulgar. Vulgarity is to comedy what sleaziness is to pop music. It isn't the product, it is the marketing that sells the product.
No, he's embarrassed by gutter trash.
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