Posted on 06/20/2004 7:16:21 AM PDT by mondoman
After walking throught the 27th Annual Highland's Street Fair, here in Denver yesterday, I've decided that Liberals have way too much MORE fun than us conservatives... so I'm making the change:
I'm going to switch from Bush to Kerry and become a Liberal. They have more fun.
Think about it:
Liberals can smoke anywhere they like. Second hand smoke doesn't matter to other liberals--THEY ARE TOLLERANT!
Drink beer on the street. Dance around drunk. If it feels good DO IT!
Dance with anyone they like; girls with girls, guys with guys; kids with adults. If you can't dance, fake it. Dance for love, support our troops-BRING THEM HOME NOW. Look at reality, Bush HAS created more terrorists with his attacks on Afghanistan and Iraq, they hate us because of Bush. It IS all W's fault.
Then I read the paper this morning about the Telluride Bluegrass Festival. Man, look at those wannabe hippies dance, anywhere and everywhere. I want to have FUN too!
I mean, who championed Free sex and women having one night stands? Liberals did. I don't see conservatives supporting abortion on demand if you get a girl in trouble. Wife swaping and swinging parties. Sexy clothing. That won't fly with Church Lady.
Hair, I mean they HAVE HAIR, everywhere WOW! I lost my hair years ago. Maybe it's all that intollerance and meaness that made me lose my hair?
I felt like a bottle of Helman's Mayonaise walking through the street fair, in my polo shirt, tucked into my belt. Everyone looking at me like I was a freek. People pushing petitions for Electoral College reform, NARAL, piercings, man-boy love childs, man-dog love circles, loud (REALLY LOUD) blues guitar, cool art.
You can't tell me Liberals DON'T HAVE MORE FUN, they do. And if they lose their jobs, well the government will take care of them. Hey, I want to play and let my US Sugar Daddy take care of me.
I can't remember any Conservative street fairs or music festivals. And, I think I'd have more fun watching the Academy and Emmy Awards, movies and the nightly news as a Liberal too. Since I cut back on my cable bill, I don't get Fox anyway...
I'm done being straight laced. Comon' pass me that medical J, don't Bogart it...
>>...Comon' pass me that medical J, don't Bogart it......<<
Sounds like YOUR the one Bogarting the thing!
I would say.........Don't even joke about such a horrid thought!!!
When I was in DC to say goodbye to my hero Reagan, the cops had some pretty interesting things to say. They said we were among the most clean polite easy crowds they had ever dealt with. We cleaned up our garbage hourly (and us, the evil conservatives who want to ruin the environment!)
Though the gist of your comments were meant as sarcasm, you do actually make a really good point. For the college age conservatives coming up behind us, we do need to show that we can have good clean fun at our events. We are not all old men in suits..some of us even have pasts! We know ho to have fun!!!!
LMAO
We were cleaning up our campsite after a three day Boy Scout Festival. I was up on a hill looking at all this beautiful green acreage when the city garbage crews showed up. They had dozens of crew members and about four garbage trucks.
The thousands of Boy Scouts and visitors had already cleaned their own areas. There was nothing for the crews to do.
Liberals are born that way, you can't fake it.
But, seriously, the whole point --I think--is that we can have fun without leaving a mess for others to clean up in our wake (or during it). And like Ronald Reagan, we should put consideration for others at the top of our agendas, be they personal or political.
**Think about it:**
You can never be a liberal by thinking, it's against their nature.
Uh, like we need your advice, dude.
Conservatives put these things on to get the liberal's money.
*What's a fudgecicle? Think about what queer men do and you'll figure it out.
However, I do get your underlying point and I must say it's very true.
Excess ain't rebellion they are just drinking what we're selling eh. Funny I never thought about it but I guess I'm "the man". LOL
That's right.
Stop all that silly and wasteful thinking mondoman, because
it's not about thinking - it's all about how it makes you feeeeeeeeeeel.
Ain't that the truth.
Dude, I've tried what you're talking about, and while I'm not proud of what I did, we can all learn from it.
I voted for a democrat once. Just to see what it was like. Just for kicks. I thought "hey, all the cool kids are doing it, this must be OK". In the darkness of the voting booth, where no one knew, I colored in the circle next to the Jack Ass.
At first I felt dirty.
The next morning I went to the mail box, expecting to find it crammed full of free stuff from the goberment. Nothing.
Same thing the next day. And the next. After about a week I realized I had been conned.
Not to mention the naked bicycle races at the Fremont Street Fair...
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