Why Communism is the best form of Government for America (Why ZOT!!! is the best form of Zot)

[chasefreed]

Communism is No. ONE!

[jpl]

Hello, and goodbye!

[Zack Nguyen]

[Snicker]

[joesnuffy]

adios fool

[joesnuffy]

adios fool

[joesnuffy]

adios fool

[Vigilantcitizen]

I knew something stunk around here.

[Condor51]

You're an idiot - get lost TROLL.

[Socratic]

Communism is No. ONE!...form of slavery! Anyone advocating such a system is evil beyond belief.

[darkwing104]

Zots to you, Fool!

[Grammy]

My allergies are starting to act up......

must be kittens approaching

[4mycountry]

[MEG33]

Idiot

[joe 7pack]

Communism is No. ONE!

Only if you want to stand in line all day for a half loaf of bread.

[timpad]

Troll Detection System activated!

[zlala]

I'm glad now I didn't name my youngest son Chase....

[timpad]

Hmmm...a Commie Troll, those are getting rarer. Might be tasty!

[timpad]

Here, do the right thing before something BAD happens to you!

[Darksheare]

Communism is No-one?
Why, of course, thanks for the clarity!
OH, you meant that being some party czar's buttboy is great..
Oh, in that case GOODBYE.

[timpad]

This area now under quarantine while we de-Stalinize...

[hope]

[Publius6961]

Is that the average IQ?

[itsamelman]

[squarebarb]

Thanks for pinging me.

[timpad]

Sorry about the allergies, Grammy. But our dander is up...

[squarebarb]

Communism is the best form of government for penguins in Anarctica.

[squarebarb]

Communism is the best form of government for fire ants.

[timpad]

Is Fried Lenin any good?

[itsamelman]

Hey chase, know what turns good kitty into bad kitty?





Yep, idiot trolls...

[squarebarb]

Communism is the best form of government for convicted felons who need to come to grips with their bourgeoise tendencies.

[spodefly]

That's it? That's your argument for communism?

OK, Comrad, whatever you say.

[Sofa King]

Bush has proposed a new program that you might qualify for.

[Sofa King]

Bush has proposed a new program that you might qualify for.

[timpad]

CLEANUP ON AISLE FIVE!

[squarebarb]

Communism is the very best form of government for people who think drinking grape kool ade and vodka and cyanide will get them to that wonderful glowing comet up there.

[itsamelman]

[mollynme]

Communism is No. ONE!

My nephew used to tell me proudly that he could go No. ONE in the bathroom now. Actually, I think you meant to say that Communism is No. Two!

[Darksheare]

Click for message before you are incorprorated into my bulk.

[squarebarb]

Communism is the best form of government ever ever ever for those who like to lived crammed in barracks where they can smell each others' filthy socks and line up for Spam sandwiches and then go back and sleep all crammed together in perpetual sticky togetherness, farts and all. I.e. a long voyage on board ship in the U.S. Navy.

[Dog Gone]

Powerful logic. You've convinced me.

[spodefly]

Your screen name reminded me of something the ZOT-bait here should say to himself over and over:

Aye
Yam
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

[Springman]

Ping!!

[bad company]

Communism is noone.

Oh now I get it! how profound. it's all so clear now. i've seen the light. Thar she blows! Avast ye scurvy dogs prepaaaaaaare to be Boarded.

[timpad]

I think P.J. O'Rouke may have said it best (possible slight misquote)

"Thinking about life under Communism is easy. Just  imagine if everything was created by the Post Office. Even the sleaze."

[timpad]

Don't forget your lovely parting gift...

[humblegunner]

I pity you, fool.

You don't amuse me, sucka.

[sarasota]

Don't you just love the feedback?

[timpad]

...and a word of advice from the Book of Mod

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Uh...What??

[RightWhale]

That was uberlame. No, wait, it didn't even make it to lamehood. Subhypolame.