BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Clinton lies in the very first sentence of his stinking self-indulgent book

6-25-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

As a sociopath, he just can't help it. Of course, having his brain screwed up from cocaine doesn't help either.

SOURCE CITATION FROM FAREWELL SPEECH THAT WAS NEVER A FAREWELL SPEECH BECAUSE THE LYING SCUMBAG WON'T LEAVE

"Fifty-four years ago this week, I was born in a summer storm to a young widow in a small Southern town," he said. "America gave me the chance to live my dreams. I have tried to give you a better chance to live yours. Now, with hair grayer and wrinkles deeper, but with the same optimism and hope I brought to the work I love eight years ago, my heart is filled with gratitude."

And now from his MY BOOK OF LIES:

"Early on the morning of August 19, 1946, I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother in the Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, a town of about six thousand in southwest Arkansas, thirty-three miles east of the Texas border at Texarkana."

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Some will say it is not a big deal. Perhaps it is not.

But can't the reader reasonably expect that even a self-aggrandizing, sociopathic author would at least wait a few pages for the first lie? Not the impeached and disgraced rapist William Jefferson Blythe Clinton --- HE DOES IT IN THE FIRST SENTENCE!

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*
Well, when he was President and took office the part about being born under a storm was true!
He was battling the storm and had to allude to it.
But, after being President he was born under a clear sky showing that after him all was well.
/ puke.

I must now go use the amnesia ray, I think I'm starting to understand Bubba's 'thinking' a little too well.

[Mears]

Literary license,no biggie.

[4everontheRight]

When he was president, I felt like I lived through the biggest storm of my life...Hurricane Hillary and Typhoon Bill.
Lot's of hot wind and hell (or hail as we pronounce it out here in the sticks) and plenty of clean up afterwords!

[SkyPilot]

Nixon's book started out saying:

I was born in the house my Father built....

Looks like Clinton had to rip off Nixon. Sheesh.

On a happier note, BJs book is out here in Germany. You all will love this:

The German title of his book is:

Mein Leben

That has raised a few comparisons, if you know what I mean.

[ladtx]

Actually it should started,

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

[TexasCajun]

Has a web site been created to document the out right lies and contradictions in Slick's book that you know of?

I especially like the CNN catch:

CNN) -- In his new memoir, former U.S. President Bill Clinton says his "inappropriate" encounters with Monica Lewinsky began when she claimed they did, during the government shutdown in November 1995.

That account contradicts his August 1998 testimony before a federal grand jury that investigated the case.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/22/clinton.lewinsky/index.html

Ken Starr Got It Right! Bill Clinton Lied Under Oath!

[doug from upland]

I don't know if such a website has yet been created, but I expect that we will see several. Also, Dick Morris may write a counter book.

[OldFriend]

How about...it was the best of times and the worst of times.........he got the best and we got the worst.

[OldFriend]

The book of lies would exceed 957 pages.

[RandallFlagg]

After you're done reading it, you'll soon be washing your hands, applying alcohol and getting a refund, right?

[4everontheRight]

Oh no! According to Kintoon, Ken Starr MADE him screw over Monica. He HAD to lie because that bad old, mean old, hateful Ken Starr made him! Bad man...very bad man!

[So Cal Rocket]

Actually it should started,

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"... and suddenly, in Fort Marcy Park, a shot rang out."

[fso301]

I was born in a summer storm

Significant from a New Age and literary perspective.

The new age x-files readers will take that to mean he acquired some unnatural energy from that storm that supported him through his life.

For his other followers, they'll interpret that to mean he is the bringer of light, the chosen one.

[ladtx]

"... and suddenly, in Fort Marcy Park, a shot rang out."

"...then a thong snapped."

[doug from upland]

I am not going to buy it or read it. I pulled the comparative sentences from public domain.

I did, however, buy Hillary's book at WalMart so I could take it back an hour later and demand a refund. They gave me my money back. I wonder if I could do that for this book. Perhaps thousands of us could do that -- demand a refund because it was not as advertised. It wasn't a tell all.

[Lazamataz]

"Under sunny skies, the rain began to pour. I estimated the temperature was a sweltering-hot 15-below-zero. The rains came so hard, that our county immediately declared a drought. I wandered outside and marvelled at the completely black sun-lit sky, while noticing the cats flying up the the branches of the hog-grass tree." -- Bill Clinton, pp 3-4.

[doug from upland]

Okay, so I raped Juanita Broaddrick and armed the Chinese commies. What are you going to do about it? (page 992)

[SF Republican]

I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother in the Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, a town of about six thousand in southwest Arkansas, thirty-three miles east of the Texas border - Dear Lord, thank you for not letting him be born a Texan.

[Republicus2001]

see this yesterday doug? To: princess leah “Actually, more like when a tomcat grimaces and sucks in the air around him to savor the scent of a female cat. It’s called flehmening when a housecat or a lion does it.” - Queen McGee
The first time I really looked at Clinton was in a Sunday supplement magazine in the Los Angeles Times. The article featured pictures of Bill, Hill and Chelsea in the 'backyard' of the governor's mansion 'playing' baseball. There was just something about Bill Clinton's smile and body language. I recognized 'The Look'. It is the look of a malignant narcissist. When he smiles he lifts his upper lip slightly, as if to suck in the attention of the viewer. Certain male animals like housecats and deer do this posturing when seeking mates. It's called 'flehmening'. The breath of life to a narcissist is the attention and admiration of those around him. The more attention a narcissist receives the more turned on and alive he becomes. Without attention he reverts to a passive, hollow shell, just waiting... until he can receive next narcissist fix.
I can recognize a narcissist immediately because I am an adult daughter of a malignant narcissist mother. Like a practicing alcoholic or a drug addict a narcissist can never be trusted to put his needs above his own needs, and never ever expect him to tell the truth unless he feels it would benefit himself. Several years ago Bill Clinton was featured on the cover of Esquire magazine. He had a 'flehmen' grin upon his face, his legs were spread wide and he was leaning into the lens of the camera. This is a classic narcissist pose. This is the same pose I've so often seen in family pictures of my mother. What is the moral of this tale? If a person looks like a narcissist, acts like a narcissist, he is a narcissist and if you don't watch out he will consume you, spit out your bones and and then it's your fault he is so damn fat.