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Caption this! (Crazy Al at news conference this week)
Yahoo!News/AP | 6.29.04

Posted on 06/30/2004 8:52:35 AM PDT by mhking

Al perfects his "Staute of Liberty" impression for his next SNL appearance...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: realityshow; sharpton

1 posted on 06/30/2004 8:52:38 AM PDT by mhking
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To: mhking

This little light of mine.


I'm gonna let it shine.


2 posted on 06/30/2004 8:53:34 AM PDT by cripplecreek (you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
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To: mhking
"If elected, this is the only color of flashlights that I will use in my administration..."
3 posted on 06/30/2004 8:54:06 AM PDT by 2banana (They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
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To: mhking

Kerry, yo *ss bettuh pick me as VP or ahm gonna beat you like an LA motorist wif dis flashlight.


4 posted on 06/30/2004 8:55:29 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: 2banana

i'd like to now demonstrate how to give a hand job


5 posted on 06/30/2004 8:55:54 AM PDT by porkchopexpress
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To: mhking

Funny thing... with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...


6 posted on 06/30/2004 8:57:14 AM PDT by kevkrom (Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
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To: mhking

"This is the last thing I saw after telling the cop who I was."


7 posted on 06/30/2004 8:57:32 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Virtue is learned at a mother's knee...and vices at other joints.)
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To: mhking

"With the completion of this flashlight I have become the ULTIMATE power in the universe!"


8 posted on 06/30/2004 8:57:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')
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To: mhking

has Al paid his judgement yet to the prosecutor he slandered in the Brawley extortion case?


9 posted on 06/30/2004 8:57:45 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: mhking

Dis is da size ov ma johnson.


10 posted on 06/30/2004 8:58:23 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: mhking

"When I am elected, I promise to give the Statue of Liberty a makeover. This is how it will look."


11 posted on 06/30/2004 8:58:41 AM PDT by Undertow ("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
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To: mhking

At a recent news conference Rev. Al performed his hip-hop version of Debbie Boone's classic, "You light up my life," complete with break dancing.  Rev. Al's version of this song will appear on his new album, "All that's white is bad," which included performances of Michael Moore-on, "White people eat too much food", Susan Sarandon, "Capitalism is bad" and Danny Glover, "Holloywood is racist".  The album is being released on K-Tel records.

12 posted on 06/30/2004 8:58:55 AM PDT by God luvs America (Support Our Troops....Don't vote for Kerry!)
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To: commish
And if any youse tries to leave the Plantation I'se goen to hit ya long side da head wit diz, any questions to axe??........No, Tarala Brawley was anoder example of a Sistr being held down by da Whiteman and I did pay the settlement!

Pray for W and Our Awesome Troops

13 posted on 06/30/2004 8:59:40 AM PDT by bray (Let's win one more for the Gipper)
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To: mhking

Help me Obi-Wan...you're my only hope


14 posted on 06/30/2004 9:00:03 AM PDT by itssoamusing
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To: God luvs America

The motto of California law enforcement is "Come to LA, we'll treat you like a king."

Ever see a Rodney King pinata?


15 posted on 06/30/2004 9:00:59 AM PDT by libertyhoundusnr
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To: mhking
A thousand single point of light?
16 posted on 06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: mhking
"Hey that is my flashlight! it's been missing since Al's visit to St Louis!"
17 posted on 06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT by 7thOF7th ("Hey that's flashlight is mine!")
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To: kevkrom

'..."Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...'

I immediatedly thought of Gore - I wonder why.


18 posted on 06/30/2004 9:01:30 AM PDT by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: mhking

Wadda ya mean this isn't the olympic torch?


19 posted on 06/30/2004 9:02:22 AM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: mhking

Blah Blah Blah Whitey! Blappety Flap Blappety flop Racism! Blah Blah Blah mo-foin Whitey!


20 posted on 06/30/2004 9:03:29 AM PDT by MAWG
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To: mhking

"If I were in charge at Abu Ghraib, I wouldn't use no stupid chemlight... oh, no... you know what I'm saying?"


21 posted on 06/30/2004 9:03:30 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Mace gets me even more excited...)
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To: mhking

Sharptongue agrees to carry the new battery-operated Olympic torch...


22 posted on 06/30/2004 9:03:42 AM PDT by mikrofon (Call -- me -- A L (oser))
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To: mhking

LAPD weapon of choice.

23 posted on 06/30/2004 9:04:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
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To: mhking
Al misunderstands the concept of "Roots".

Hey....great job last night. Except that they cut you way too short. I'm really learning to hate Colmbs.

24 posted on 06/30/2004 9:05:31 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Evita Rodham Clinton)
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To: mhking


"Al Sharpton prepares to light the official torch of the First Annual Corcoran State Prison Olympic Games"

25 posted on 06/30/2004 9:05:58 AM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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To: mhking

"What do you mean, this isn't the Olympic Torch?"


26 posted on 06/30/2004 9:06:14 AM PDT by Badeye ("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
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To: mhking

I did replace the batteries ... and the damned thing still won't vibrate!

27 posted on 06/30/2004 9:08:02 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: Badeye

;-)


28 posted on 06/30/2004 9:09:24 AM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: mhking

A black light with a dim bulb.

29 posted on 06/30/2004 9:11:50 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: porkchopexpress

Al: "Clinton the first black president, my @$$"

(Admin, feel free to remove atyour discretion.)


30 posted on 06/30/2004 9:12:07 AM PDT by dangus
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To: McGruff

O, he's got a point, alright... But there ain't no light shining where it is.


31 posted on 06/30/2004 9:13:16 AM PDT by dangus
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To: kevkrom

"with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore..."

Me too! I really thought it was gonna be Gore!


32 posted on 06/30/2004 9:14:02 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: libertyhoundusnr

I was living in Las Vegas the same day of the Rodney King incident. In our building we had the case of a Charles Bush. It seems that in Vegas it is a felony to cohabitat with a streetwalker. He did and was visited at 3am that night by the Bad Boys (Vegas vice squad). We tenants at the Paradise Inn were told draw our drapes and not come outside our rooms. Half hour later the strangled naked corpse of Charles Bush was carted away in the coroners wagon. No video, cops acquitted. I thought they were a little heavy-handed in that one. To be fair to the Bad Boys he wasn't forced to wear panties on his head tho'...


33 posted on 06/30/2004 9:15:06 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: kevkrom

I can't believe it's not about albore!


34 posted on 06/30/2004 9:23:07 AM PDT by OldFriend (IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.......AND SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Mr. Ramsbotham wins the contest!

I actually laughed out loud!

Too funny.


35 posted on 06/30/2004 9:24:32 AM PDT by MDspinboyredux
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To: mhking

"Mr. Kerry, if this don't fit, you must quit."


36 posted on 06/30/2004 9:34:01 AM PDT by Gator113
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To: mhking

My parents went to the Star Wars movie, and all I got was this cheap light saber.


37 posted on 06/30/2004 9:40:45 AM PDT by SGCOS
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To: mhking

This is a great pose for Photoshop!


38 posted on 06/30/2004 9:48:42 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
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To: mhking


39 posted on 06/30/2004 9:51:55 AM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: cripplecreek

He should put his light "where the sun don't shine." He has the capacity. After all, he's "The Graft Zeppelin" and is protected by his "helmet hair"!


40 posted on 06/30/2004 10:05:52 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: cripplecreek

He should put his light "where the sun don't shine." He has the capacity. After all, he's "The Graft Zeppelin" and is protected by his "helmet hair"!


41 posted on 06/30/2004 10:05:56 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: mhking

Wanna see my favorite sex toy?


42 posted on 06/30/2004 10:07:43 AM PDT by chasman89031
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To: mhking
Al "I don't have to pay taxes" Sharpton raises his booming voice up another notch at his latest News Conference:
".....Why is it that all flashlights are Black???What is that about,Hmmmmm? I've never seen a white,green,blue or even a tan one, they're allllllllways black...... I'll say it again, for the 1000th time, I think all these flashlight manufacturers are ______......" (<------insert that overused 6 letter word he and Jesse J.Ball trot out so often)
43 posted on 06/30/2004 12:31:54 PM PDT by Pagey ((Hillary Rotten is a Smug and Holier- than- Thou- Socialist))
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To: mhking

"So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song."


44 posted on 06/30/2004 1:40:11 PM PDT by OESY
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