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Caption this! (Crazy Al at news conference this week)
Yahoo!News/AP | 6.29.04

Posted on 06/30/2004 8:52:35 AM PDT by mhking

Al perfects his "Staute of Liberty" impression for his next SNL appearance...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: realityshow; sharpton
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To: mhking

"If I were in charge at Abu Ghraib, I wouldn't use no stupid chemlight... oh, no... you know what I'm saying?"


21 posted on 06/30/2004 9:03:30 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Mace gets me even more excited...)
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To: mhking

Sharptongue agrees to carry the new battery-operated Olympic torch...


22 posted on 06/30/2004 9:03:42 AM PDT by mikrofon (Call -- me -- A L (oser))
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To: mhking

LAPD weapon of choice.

23 posted on 06/30/2004 9:04:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
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To: mhking
Al misunderstands the concept of "Roots".

Hey....great job last night. Except that they cut you way too short. I'm really learning to hate Colmbs.

24 posted on 06/30/2004 9:05:31 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Evita Rodham Clinton)
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To: mhking


"Al Sharpton prepares to light the official torch of the First Annual Corcoran State Prison Olympic Games"

25 posted on 06/30/2004 9:05:58 AM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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To: mhking

"What do you mean, this isn't the Olympic Torch?"


26 posted on 06/30/2004 9:06:14 AM PDT by Badeye ("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
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To: mhking

I did replace the batteries ... and the damned thing still won't vibrate!

27 posted on 06/30/2004 9:08:02 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: Badeye

;-)


28 posted on 06/30/2004 9:09:24 AM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: mhking

A black light with a dim bulb.

29 posted on 06/30/2004 9:11:50 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: porkchopexpress

Al: "Clinton the first black president, my @$$"

(Admin, feel free to remove atyour discretion.)


30 posted on 06/30/2004 9:12:07 AM PDT by dangus
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To: McGruff

O, he's got a point, alright... But there ain't no light shining where it is.


31 posted on 06/30/2004 9:13:16 AM PDT by dangus
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To: kevkrom

"with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore..."

Me too! I really thought it was gonna be Gore!


32 posted on 06/30/2004 9:14:02 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: libertyhoundusnr

I was living in Las Vegas the same day of the Rodney King incident. In our building we had the case of a Charles Bush. It seems that in Vegas it is a felony to cohabitat with a streetwalker. He did and was visited at 3am that night by the Bad Boys (Vegas vice squad). We tenants at the Paradise Inn were told draw our drapes and not come outside our rooms. Half hour later the strangled naked corpse of Charles Bush was carted away in the coroners wagon. No video, cops acquitted. I thought they were a little heavy-handed in that one. To be fair to the Bad Boys he wasn't forced to wear panties on his head tho'...


33 posted on 06/30/2004 9:15:06 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: kevkrom

I can't believe it's not about albore!


34 posted on 06/30/2004 9:23:07 AM PDT by OldFriend (IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.......AND SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Mr. Ramsbotham wins the contest!

I actually laughed out loud!

Too funny.


35 posted on 06/30/2004 9:24:32 AM PDT by MDspinboyredux
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To: mhking

"Mr. Kerry, if this don't fit, you must quit."


36 posted on 06/30/2004 9:34:01 AM PDT by Gator113
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To: mhking

My parents went to the Star Wars movie, and all I got was this cheap light saber.


37 posted on 06/30/2004 9:40:45 AM PDT by SGCOS
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To: mhking

This is a great pose for Photoshop!


38 posted on 06/30/2004 9:48:42 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
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To: mhking


39 posted on 06/30/2004 9:51:55 AM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: cripplecreek

He should put his light "where the sun don't shine." He has the capacity. After all, he's "The Graft Zeppelin" and is protected by his "helmet hair"!


40 posted on 06/30/2004 10:05:52 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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