Posted on 07/06/2004 9:19:13 AM PDT by Dick Vomer
"John & John, a double flusher".
This must be one of those Mass. gay unions!
"You're schmoopy!"
"No, you are!"
"No, schmoopy, you're schmoopy!!"
Kerry-Edwards, For A More Schmoopy America!!
Better put some ice on that, John.
Ahhh, he's a "close talker".
Your place or mine?........
I thought the same thing! He is just TOO creepy for words.
One Caption: And just think, the convention is in Massachusetts where we can legalize our vows!
"Oh, shut up and kiss me, ya big lug ya..........."
Kerry, squeezing hard, muttering under his breath:".....ok, you blow-dried little twit; I don't like you, you haven't done diddly squat to deserve this, and you can thank the pollsters. Now.......just remember who's in charge here..."
Edwards: ".......ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow yessir ow ow ow ow............."
Edwards: Your mouthwash just ain't cutting it.
or Kerry: Remember John, no tongue.
Precisely!
EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA
EDWARDS
Taxachusetts,
A lovely convention . . .
Island of liberal breezes.
Always the welfare cheats growing,
Always the labor unions blowing . . .
KERRY
Trial lawyers . . .
You ugly vampires . . .
Carrier of leftist diseases.
Always the interns blowing,
Always the abortions growing . . .
And the money owing,
And the babies crying,
And the bullets flying.
I like the recent Big Dig waste.
Smoke on your pipe, and spit out the taste!
YELLOW DOGS
I like to sue in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Class actions free in America
For a contingent fee in America!
EDWARDS
I like the city of Boss-ton.
KERRY
I know a campaign you can climb on.
EDWARDS
Hundreds of products in full bloom.
KERRY
Hundreds of victims in each room!
YELLOW DOGS
Tobacco road in America,
Asbestos claims in America,
Super-sized meals in America,
A settlement deal in America!
EDWARDS
I'll drive a hard bargain through Boss-ton.
KERRY
If there's a law suit you can thrive on.
EDWARDS
I'll give my cousins a free ride.
KERRY
Don’t forget the Democrats inside.
YELLOW DOGS
A trial lawyer goes to America,
Many frivolous claims in America;
Everybody sues in America
It is Ted Kennedy’s America!
EDWARDS
I'll bring a T.V. to Boss-ton.
KERRY
If there’s a voter to turn on!
EDWARDS
I'll bring a new washing machine.
KERRY
Do they have money to keep clean?
YELLOW DOGS
I like the snores of America!
Comfort is yours in America!
Knobs on the whores in America,
Wall-to-wall Gores in America!
EDWARDS
When will I go back to Boss-ton?
KERRY
When you will shut up and get gone?
EDWARDS
Yellow dogs will give us a big cheer!
KERRY
Conservatives have all moved from there!
Don't Ask and Don't Tell
What is with these guys?!
You win!
Johhny Boy, "Lurchman, Gimme that '68 with a new flavor!"
FN John, "Go go Osama bin, Tawhid and Jihad is gonna win!...
Am I hip or what?"
Johhny Boy, "I love you."
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