Bush will win, even according to this troll.... (ZOT!!! This one has, shall we say, certain issues.)

July 22, 2004 | trolleum

[trolleum]

Bush will win.

[Lady Heron]

Think much??

[ItsOurTimeNow]

My beeber is stuned.

[Poohbah]

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[PISANO]

75% probability is NOT equal to certainty

If you CHOSE to wait for 100% CERTAINTY before you act the chances are you will NEVER do anything. Which of course is the reason UBL was NOT KILLED in 1998.

Look. It is 100% SURE that Saddam VIOLATED the articles of surrender from GW 1. That ALONE is reason enough to RESUME hostilities (not pre-empt)and remove him from power. And please stop with the BUSH LIED crap!!! It is so old that ones eyes glaze over everytime it is said.

[An.American.Expatriate]

Most freepers reason as if they had brain tumors.

Was this the "certain issues"??

[kevkrom]

The trolls are not the kind to actually attend a convention.

They sure sound like DNC delegates to me. Either that, or it's just another batch of paid staffers doing some astroturfing to use up any leftover "primary" campaign funds Kerry can spend until next week.

Of course, it could also be an attempt to distract from Berger the Burglar or that the 9/11 commision (yawn!) report emboldened them.

[ChevyZ28]

I am amzed you were able to say all of this with all of the drugs and alcohol you have obviously consumed.

[Poohbah]

I'm not a senator so i feel that i can tell you to go f##k yourself.

I prefer the Cheney-Schwarzenegger version: "Go **** yourself, girlie man!"

[End Times Sentinel]

Somebody's feelings hurt with the 9-11 Report, or maybe it was the Sandy Berger thing?  Must be a bad day to be a democrap.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[TexasCajun]

Tell your democrat leaders to stop stealing and destroying Taxpayer funded Super-Secret Classified documents to cover up your party's National Security incompetence!

[Billthedrill]

We can get this kind of brainless stuff all over the highschool web pages. Couldn't you at least try to be a little original?

"No blood for oil," remember that one? Yeah, those were the good old days...

[Petronski]

Trillium, you stupid sodding SOB, welcome back!

Ooops, too late.

[Fedora]

"Kerry Sucks."

Ah, so that's your relationship with Kerry--you must be John Edwards!

[grellis]

This site is turining into a bunch of Bushbots, PollardBots and IsraelBots.

Ya fergot zotbots, pally.

[Johnny Gage]

[Slings and Arrows]

This site is turining into a bunch of Bushbots, PollardBots and IsraelBots.

This is a job for...BATMENSCH!

[grellis]

The question is "did he have em in the last couple of years?"

Oh, do you mean the grace period allowed by the UN which enabled arms to make it safely into Syria?

[Slings and Arrows]

"Ooooh, my first ZOT! Yummy!"

[section9]

Oh, I see, it's the Arbeit Macht Fries crowd checking in.

What, no Hooked-nose Jewish Banker's Conspiracy?

Okay, I know your troubled by the fact that your uncle was killed at Auschwitz. Too bad he fell out of that guard tower.

This troll post was better in the original German.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[wjcsux]

Dang, I wish I had my sniper kitty graphic right about now.



Here he is, taking out this Troll!