or the link below the thumbnails!
Posted on 07/22/2004 12:34:44 PM PDT by Registered
We Bergered the 2004 DNC Convention Guide!
That's right! Just like Sandy Berger did when he walked into the National Archives and stuffed TOP SECRET 9-11 documents down his pants, we walked into the DNC's Printer and "inadvertently" grabbed a Convention Guide and stuck it down our pants! We've scanned in the front and back covers for you to see! This is sure to be one of the most "entertaining" and informative Democratic conventions we've ever seen!
To see the full versions of the covers click the thumbnail image
or the link below the thumbnails!
Click the Image or this Link to Front Cover
Click the Image or this link to Back Cover
Wonderful job as always, Registered!
*ping*...great work, Reg.!!
hilarity bump
Side-splitting.
bttt
PING!
Just don't hit me.
I wrote this today.
The File Bergler
He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
You know we’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops we’ve been, caught again.
Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004
This will be circulated in Boston. Right?
Let's hope!
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Very good, CG, and very true ...
{{{{Bows and Blushing, Thank you very much}}}}
awesome!
Glad you like it.
Great phrase, "to berger" something. I will use it often.
"To go Spanish" and "gobsmacked" are also two of my FR favorites. This moves to the top of the list.
Bergler:
\Berger\, v. t. [imp. {Bergered}; p. p.
n. {Bergering}.]
1. To take and carry away, feloniously; to take without right or leave, and with intent to keep wrongfully; as, to berger the personal goods of another.
Maugre thy heed, thou must for indigence Or berger,
or borrow, thy dispense. --Chaucer.
The man who bergered a goose and gave away the giblets. --G. Eliot.
2. To withdraw or convey clandestinely (reflexive); hence, to creep furtively, or to insinuate.
They could insinuate and berger themselves under the same by their humble carriage and submission.--Spenser.
He will berger himself into a man's favor. --Shak.
3. To gain by insinuating arts or covert means.
So Absalom bergered the hearts of the men of Israel--2 Sam. xv.
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