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Alan Keyes' sweat on sale at eBay
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Posted on 08/08/2004 10:32:40 PM PDT by ETERNAL WARMING
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To: The Scourge of Yazid; pax_et_bonum
That's my final offer bub. Betcha pax outbids you for that sweat. She is already the lucky winning bidder on the hot pink bird-pen thingie.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:11:14 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(It depends on what the meaning of "is" is......)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
This campaign is starting to give me a serious migraine.Sigh. I feel your pain.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:15:11 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: Howlin
The scary thing is, I'll bet I know some buyers.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:16:07 AM PDT
by
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(Some of my best friends are white, middle-class males.)
To: Allegra; cyborg
You're probably right on that count.
Being an indigent young guy with a liberal arts degree, I just don't seem to have the scratch necessary to purchase some of that fragrant Alan Keyes sweat.
What Do You Do With A B.A. In English?
Avenue Q.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:18:54 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
To: mewzilla
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton:Hey! That was my line.
(Bites lip. Sheds phony tear. Embraces Ron Brown's widow.)
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:25:26 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Reminds me of a zip lock bag full of "hurricane air" from one of the devestating South Carolina storms.
I think it sold for over $100.
To: The Scourge of Yazid
LOL! That reminds me of a few years ago, when I was stuck sick at home, with a high fever. When I was trying to explain to someone (on the phone) just how sick I was, as soon as I said that I was sweating more than Patrick Ewing at the free throw line, he understood!
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posted on
08/09/2004 5:06:16 AM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Which FReeper likes to threaten to beat up women?)
To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum
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posted on
08/09/2004 6:13:10 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
To: Eaker; Allegra; ElkGroveDan; humblegunner; Flyer; Xenalyte
This reminds me of the eBay auction for a ziploc bag of air that Elvis breathed.
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posted on
08/09/2004 8:09:00 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Sometimes these brain cells have a mind of their own.)
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Where is Cal?!
I hope she returns.
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posted on
08/09/2004 8:13:57 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(immanentizing the eschaton)
To: ETERNAL WARMING
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posted on
08/09/2004 9:04:23 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
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posted on
08/09/2004 9:05:12 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Flyer; humblegunner; ElkGroveDan; PJ-Comix
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posted on
08/09/2004 9:05:44 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: pax_et_bonum; Bacon Man
My mother would SO have bought that. She made my dad buy a car - a '69 Cadillac Coupe de Ville convertible - because the dealer told her that Elvis once rode in it.
Yo Bacon, did you ever meet the Land Shark, or had we sold it by the time you and I started to hang out?
Except for the fact that the Land Shark was more pea-green and contained two embarrassed preteen girls, it looked exactly like this.
(And yes, every day I kick myself for not appreciating the hell out of that car while we had it.)
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posted on
08/09/2004 9:12:00 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: Xenalyte
Baby Blue Checker
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posted on
08/09/2004 11:38:37 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
To: ETERNAL WARMING
its up to $105.00 unbelivable
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:14:01 PM PDT
by
freepatriot32
(today it was the victory act tomorrow its victory coffee, victory cigarettes...)
To: Xenalyte; pax_et_bonum
My mother would SO have bought that. She made my dad buy a car - a '69 Cadillac Coupe de Ville convertible - because the dealer told her that Elvis once rode in it. Nope! Never had the pleasure of the seeing the green Caddy.
The story however reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George buys a car that was once owned by Jon Voight.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:19:11 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Pastor Rod Parsley does this as well. Rumor has it the handkerchiefs bring many blessings.
To: freepatriot32
It sold for $540! What kind of a moron has that much money to throw around for a sweaty napkin. What'll be next? His used kleenex?
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posted on
08/30/2004 10:07:18 PM PDT
by
GOPcapitalist
("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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