JOHN KERRY: THE DISCOMBOBULATED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

ICONOCLAST ^ | by Marni Soupcoff

[brewcrew]

You're right. But either way (can't or won't), they DON'T see through it, and we're in just as much trouble.

[backinthefold]

 Been lurking here for years, but the Big B.S.er motivated me to register so I can vent on his disingenuous life.

Regis Philbin to John Kerry: "Is that your final answer?"
"Okay then, is that your final answer?"
"Take your time John, we have 83 days left . . . "

 

Welcome to Free Republic.... its about time you joined in :) with comments like that, you will be most welcomed here :)

 

 

[backinthefold]

 What leaves me shaking my head is how many people can't see through his obvious facade.

 

when you live life with rose colored glasses, and seeing life through a haze of dope smoke, you cant see anything clearly

[Paulus Invictus]

He is laughable, but so was Klintoon but keep in mind he was elected twice by the RATS (with the help of Perot). It could happen again unless we do our jobs, get out the Pubbie vote and not get overconfident. The RATs are working hard to get the poor, the illegals and young people registered as RATs. Kerry also has the full backing of the media and rich leftists like Soros, the Hollyweirds and Moore. (Sorry I keep sending this message, but it's very important!)

[DustyMoment]

Too funny!!! Marni has nailed this one. We have gone from "A chicken in every pot" to "A Native American on every newscast".

Good job, Marni, ya left me ROTFLMAO!!!!

[CHICAGOFARMER]

This idea needs to be pushed big time

If Teresa won’t trust Kerry with her money, why should we trust Kerry with our country?

[savedbygrace]

Kerry has said, "I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needs to attend to."

Somehow, reading this statement always brings a picture to my mind of Kerry pacing around in a mock-up of the Oval Office he's had built in one of the Heinz-Kerry mansions. ("I'm the president of the United States. Ahem, the president of the United States would very much appreciate having his breakfast served in the Oval this morning. Yes, this is the president.")

Hahahahahahaha.

[SunkenCiv]

his waffles:

The Kerry Spot on National Review Online
http://www.nationalreview.com/kerry/waffles.asp

[OESY]

[OESY]

WHEN LESS IS MORE:



XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX WED AUG 11, 2004 11:46:29 ET XXXXX

SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS AFTER SHOUTING MATCH

**Exclusive**

Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night -- a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms!

A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff's Little America Hotel.

"It was a cooling off, nothing more," says a top source.

The stress of the campaign and the nonstop tour of battleground states is taking a toll on the Kerrys.

Teresa Heinz Kerry has been confiding in staffers how the tour is just "nonstop movement" and how there "is no time just to 'be.'"

Developing...