JOHN KERRY: THE DISCOMBOBULATED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

ICONOCLAST ^ | by Marni Soupcoff

[clintonbaiter]

"Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whisper in my ear that America is under attack," Kerry has said, "I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needs to attend to."

It seems a little weird first of all that Kerry finds it necessary to tell us he would have spoken to the kids "very nicely and politely." No kidding. They're kindergarteners, for goodness sake. What else was he contemplating, flipping them all the bird and saying, "The president of the United States is outta here!" before slamming the kiddie book to the ground and leaving?

But it's also weird that Kerry seems to view those extra seven minutes as crucially important, since we all know that had Kerry really been Commander-in-Chief at that moment, he would have whittled away every bit of that extra time sitting on the telephone holding for Kofi......

[clintonbaiter]

Efficiently dissecting the Kerry B.S.

[plangent]

And how about this one:

From his convention speech, ''We don't go to war because we want to, but because we HAVE to''.

Now, at the Grand Canyon he says he would still authorize the Presiden't War powers...because we HAVE to.

Finally he agrees with President Bush on the key war issue.

The flip-flops are now coming fast and furious.

[AgThorn]

But by the time he was done, Kerry seemed to have staked out a definitively weird position on Iraq: Bush misled Americans to get them to support the war, Americans should never have gone to war, and they should have sent more troops, and if Kerry had been around to ask politely, Kofi Annan probably would have joined in all the war fun, too, which would have better because when you're going to war, you should do it in groups, except if the war is Vietnam, in which case, you shouldn't go to war at all, unless you're planning to run for President, in which case you should go to war, denounce the war, and then praise yourself as a patriotic, anti-war war hero.

Loved it ... sums up Kerry's Iraq position pretty completely.

[isthisnickcool]

Bush knew he was not going anywhere until the Secret Service told him to. They had to put a ring around where Bush was sitting before he could move. It was very possible Bush was in danger until the Secret Service did this. Which meant that all the children sitting there were in danger too. The ONLY thing Bush could do was sit there. And as long as he did those kids were as safe as they could have been.

This is the best Kerry can do? Echo that nutcase Michael Moore?

[tomnbeverly]

Kerry Reply - Did I say I sat around for 40 mins, I clearly stated that it was 40 mins before I did anything, I distinclty remember that 40 mins had elapsed before I noticed what time it was, Look I know that 40 mins before the attacks I was in the Capital, How many times do I have to make myself clear about the 40 mins, I knew the attacks were going to happen 40 mins before they did. If I were President I would have had the military shooting the planes down 40 mins before they got near the WTC.

[No Surrender No Retreat]

Confucsis say, "Man who makes a living lying is the biggest lie of all." It sure is getting funny "Freepers" seeing all those kerry supporters getting hysterical as the lies are exposed. Kerry, I didn't lie before, I decided to lie. Bush/Cheney 2004

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Last night, Jay Leno said Kerry went to the Grand Canyon to find a place where his head wouldn't look so big.

[alwaysconservative]

But by the time he was done, Kerry seemed to have staked out a definitively weird position on Iraq: Bush misled Americans to get them to support the war, Americans should never have gone to war, and they should have sent more troops, and if Kerry had been around to ask politely, Kofi Annan probably would have joined in all the war fun, too, which would have better because when you're going to war, you should do it in groups, except if the war is Vietnam, in which case, you shouldn't go to war at all, unless you're planning to run for President, in which case you should go to war, denounce the war, and then praise yourself as a patriotic, anti-war war hero.

sKerry is proving such a rich source of laughter!

[Riley]

Sticks in mind that when the first plane hit that nobody, likely including the Administration, knew what the hell was going down. It wasn't until the second strike that it became obvious that we were under attack. The aide probably said something after the first strike like "Mr. President, an aircraft has struck the World Trade Center." Bush would have thought for a second and replied, "OK, keep me informed."

Does anybody have a link to the original WTC thread?

[Humvee]

The kids probably would have thought he had to go to the potty.

[Jumpmaster]

(Excerpts of) Kerry's record speaks for itelf.

[Imaverygooddriver]

It seems a little weird first of all that Kerry finds it necessary to tell us he would have spoken to the kids "very nicely and politely." No kidding. They're kindergarteners, for goodness sake. What else was he contemplating, flipping them all the bird and saying, "The president of the United States is outta here!" before slamming the kiddie book to the ground and leaving?

Well the commie POS was trying to infer that Bush didn`t talk to them "nicely and politely". What I want to know is does Monsieur Kerry actually believe that the President when in public, just moves whenever he wants without an OK first from the secret service? Maybe Monsieur Kerry would, being that he`s nothing more than a fat headed arrogant self serving schmuck, but when you`re a President who has such qualities as modesty, respect and self control, you don`t run out and let choas insue.

[tbpiper]

JOHN KERRY: THE DISCOMBOBULATED DISCAMBODIATED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

[brewcrew]

Kerry will say or do anything to get elected. His problem is that he's not very good at innately knowing what's beneficial to say or do. Thus, Senator Flip-Flop.

This is a man who truly stands for nothing.

[gunnygail]

As the old saying goes,

"He who stands for NOTHING,
falls for ANYTHING."

[Thickman]

Been lurking here for years, but the Big B.S.er motivated me to register so I can vent on his disingenuous life.

Regis Philbin to John Kerry: "Is that your final answer?"
"Okay then, is that your final answer?"
"Take your time John, we have 83 days left . . . "

[stevio]

Last night, Jay Leno said Kerry went to the Grand Canyon to find a place where his head wouldn't look so big.

Sheesh, Leno should talk. I guess it takes a big head to know a big head, and I should know.

[MadelineZapeezda]

From his convention speech, ''We don't go to war because we want to, but because we HAVE to''.

Kerry, the hypocrite, we DIDN'T HAVE to go to war with Serbia, but the a88hole was lock step with his liar in chief Klinton on that illegal , immoral war.

[brewcrew]

What leaves me shaking my head is how many people can't see through his obvious facade. It's that fact alone that tells me over and over that we are in SERIOUS trouble.

[freepertoo]

It's not that they can't see through the facade...it's that they don't WANT to see through the facade.