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JOHN KERRY: THE DISCOMBOBULATED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!
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| by Marni Soupcoff
Posted on 08/11/2004 7:19:29 AM PDT by clintonbaiter
"Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whisper in my ear that America is under attack," Kerry has said, "I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needs to attend to."
It seems a little weird first of all that Kerry finds it necessary to tell us he would have spoken to the kids "very nicely and politely." No kidding. They're kindergarteners, for goodness sake. What else was he contemplating, flipping them all the bird and saying, "The president of the United States is outta here!" before slamming the kiddie book to the ground and leaving?
But it's also weird that Kerry seems to view those extra seven minutes as crucially important, since we all know that had Kerry really been Commander-in-Chief at that moment, he would have whittled away every bit of that extra time sitting on the telephone holding for Kofi......
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TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: confused; kerry; psycho
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Efficiently dissecting the Kerry B.S.
To: clintonbaiter
And how about this one:
From his convention speech, ''We don't go to war because we want to, but because we HAVE to''.
Now, at the Grand Canyon he says he would still authorize the Presiden't War powers...because we HAVE to.
Finally he agrees with President Bush on the key war issue.
The flip-flops are now coming fast and furious.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:27:02 AM PDT
by
plangent
To: clintonbaiter
But by the time he was done, Kerry seemed to have staked out a definitively weird position on Iraq: Bush misled Americans to get them to support the war, Americans should never have gone to war, and they should have sent more troops, and if Kerry had been around to ask politely, Kofi Annan probably would have joined in all the war fun, too, which would have better because when you're going to war, you should do it in groups, except if the war is Vietnam, in which case, you shouldn't go to war at all, unless you're planning to run for President, in which case you should go to war, denounce the war, and then praise yourself as a patriotic, anti-war war hero. Loved it ... sums up Kerry's Iraq position pretty completely.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:29:09 AM PDT
by
AgThorn
(Go go Bush!! But don't turn your back on America with "immigrant amnesty")
To: clintonbaiter
Bush knew he was not going anywhere until the Secret Service told him to. They had to put a ring around where Bush was sitting before he could move. It was very possible Bush was in danger until the Secret Service did this. Which meant that all the children sitting there were in danger too. The ONLY thing Bush could do was sit there. And as long as he did those kids were as safe as they could have been.
This is the best Kerry can do? Echo that nutcase Michael Moore?
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:29:51 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
To: clintonbaiter
Kerry Reply - Did I say I sat around for 40 mins, I clearly stated that it was 40 mins before I did anything, I distinclty remember that 40 mins had elapsed before I noticed what time it was, Look I know that 40 mins before the attacks I was in the Capital, How many times do I have to make myself clear about the 40 mins, I knew the attacks were going to happen 40 mins before they did. If I were President I would have had the military shooting the planes down 40 mins before they got near the WTC.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:30:52 AM PDT
by
tomnbeverly
(Do not let the UN make decisions for the protection of the United States... VOTE for George W. Bush)
To: clintonbaiter
Confucsis say, "Man who makes a living lying is the biggest lie of all." It sure is getting funny "Freepers" seeing all those kerry supporters getting hysterical as the lies are exposed. Kerry, I didn't lie before, I decided to lie. Bush/Cheney 2004
To: plangent
Last night, Jay Leno said Kerry went to the Grand Canyon to find a place where his head wouldn't look so big.
To: clintonbaiter
But by the time he was done, Kerry seemed to have staked out a definitively weird position on Iraq: Bush misled Americans to get them to support the war, Americans should never have gone to war, and they should have sent more troops, and if Kerry had been around to ask politely, Kofi Annan probably would have joined in all the war fun, too, which would have better because when you're going to war, you should do it in groups, except if the war is Vietnam, in which case, you shouldn't go to war at all, unless you're planning to run for President, in which case you should go to war, denounce the war, and then praise yourself as a patriotic, anti-war war hero. sKerry is proving such a rich source of laughter!
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:33:19 AM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(I googled my screenname, how 'bout you?)
To: clintonbaiter
Sticks in mind that when the first plane hit that nobody, likely including the Administration, knew what the hell was going down. It wasn't until the second strike that it became obvious that we were under attack. The aide probably said something after the first strike like "Mr. President, an aircraft has struck the World Trade Center." Bush would have thought for a second and replied, "OK, keep me informed."
Does anybody have a link to the original WTC thread?
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:34:40 AM PDT
by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: clintonbaiter
The kids probably would have thought he had to go to the potty.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:38:43 AM PDT
by
Humvee
To: clintonbaiter
(Excerpts of) Kerry's record speaks for itelf.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:39:37 AM PDT
by
Jumpmaster
(Teddy is all wet.)
To: clintonbaiter
It seems a little weird first of all that Kerry finds it necessary to tell us he would have spoken to the kids "very nicely and politely." No kidding. They're kindergarteners, for goodness sake. What else was he contemplating, flipping them all the bird and saying, "The president of the United States is outta here!" before slamming the kiddie book to the ground and leaving? Well the commie POS was trying to infer that Bush didn`t talk to them "nicely and politely". What I want to know is does Monsieur Kerry actually believe that the President when in public, just moves whenever he wants without an OK first from the secret service? Maybe Monsieur Kerry would, being that he`s nothing more than a fat headed arrogant self serving schmuck, but when you`re a President who has such qualities as modesty, respect and self control, you don`t run out and let choas insue.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:42:50 AM PDT
by
Imaverygooddriver
(Never forget: "We will take things away from you for the benefit of the common good"-Hitlery Rodham)
To: clintonbaiter
JOHN KERRY: THE DISCOMBOBULATED DISCAMBODIATED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:43:35 AM PDT
by
tbpiper
(Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
To: clintonbaiter
Kerry will say or do
anything to get elected. His problem is that he's not very good at innately knowing what's beneficial to say or do. Thus, Senator Flip-Flop.
This is a man who truly stands for nothing.
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:50:18 AM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: brewcrew
As the old saying goes,
"He who stands for NOTHING,
falls for ANYTHING."
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:56:38 AM PDT
by
gunnygail
(John F Kerry sure can "parlez vous a HUMMA HUMMA!")
To: clintonbaiter
Been lurking here for years, but the Big B.S.er motivated me to register so I can vent on his disingenuous life.
Regis Philbin to John Kerry: "Is that your final answer?"
"Okay then, is that your final answer?"
"Take your time John, we have 83 days left . . . "
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posted on
08/11/2004 7:58:02 AM PDT
by
Thickman
To: Eric in the Ozarks
Last night, Jay Leno said Kerry went to the Grand Canyon to find a place where his head wouldn't look so big.Sheesh, Leno should talk. I guess it takes a big head to know a big head, and I should know.
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posted on
08/11/2004 8:00:47 AM PDT
by
stevio
(Bumper sticker on my truck "Flush the Johns - Bush/Cheney '04")
To: plangent
From his convention speech, ''We don't go to war because we want to, but because we HAVE to''. Kerry, the hypocrite, we DIDN'T HAVE to go to war with Serbia, but the a88hole was lock step with his liar in chief Klinton on that illegal , immoral war.
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posted on
08/11/2004 8:04:43 AM PDT
by
MadelineZapeezda
(CPR for hampsters, nothing for the Unborn!)
To: gunnygail
What leaves me shaking my head is how many people can't see through his obvious facade. It's that fact alone that tells me over and over that we are in SERIOUS trouble.
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posted on
08/11/2004 8:08:26 AM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: brewcrew
It's not that they can't see through the facade...it's that they don't WANT to see through the facade.
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