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Two Books- Which to buy???
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Posted on 08/27/2004 9:58:21 AM PDT by Rockitz

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?

"Titanic" by James Cameron: $29.99
"My Life" by Bill Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clinton; goingdown; monica; mylife; titanic
Seems like this should be old, but I just got it in e-mail and hadn't seen it before.
1 posted on 08/27/2004 9:58:21 AM PDT by Rockitz
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To: Rockitz

Titantic: 1500 people went down on it.
Clinton: Undetermined.


2 posted on 08/27/2004 10:00:40 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (I saw the President yesterday!)
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To: Rockitz

Hard choice, the Titanic or the Clintontanic? Both Historical Disasters.


3 posted on 08/27/2004 10:02:37 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 (John Kerrry, the Rice A Phony, the Cambodian treat.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Titantic: 1500 died due to a failure of leadership
Clinton: 3000 died due to a failure of leadership


4 posted on 08/27/2004 10:03:01 AM PDT by flashbunny (Kerry helped move jobs to china - http://www.flashbunny.org/commentary/kerryoutsourced.html)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Titantic: 1500 people went down on it.
Clinton: Undetermined.

Clinton: Still dropping like flies. To be determined at a Christs return.

5 posted on 08/27/2004 10:03:37 AM PDT by concerned about politics ( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
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To: Rockitz

That's really funny and good, except who reads a whole 900-page book in 3 hours??? Can you teach me that trick?


6 posted on 08/27/2004 10:04:44 AM PDT by tdadams (If there were no problems, politicians would have to invent them... wait, they already do.)
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To: tdadams
who reads a whole 900-page book in 3 hours??? Can you teach me that trick?

Just skim through the thing until you get to the sex parts.

7 posted on 08/27/2004 10:08:08 AM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: Rockitz
I just got it in e-mail and hadn't seen it before

It just got passed around even more. (Pretty funny)

8 posted on 08/27/2004 10:12:31 AM PDT by concerned about politics ( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
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To: Rockitz

Titanic: Rose's fiancee survives, only to go mad after the stockmarket crash of 1929, and commits suicide.

Clinton: Clinton's Vice President survives, only to go mad after the 2000 election and.....(remains to be seen, but don't bet against it)

(grin)


9 posted on 08/27/2004 10:13:46 AM PDT by Badeye ("Review Kerry's voting record")
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To: Rockitz
Might I suggest UNFIT TO COMMAND instead?
10 posted on 08/27/2004 10:19:58 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: Rockitz
I personally, liked the late night David Letterman skit where he said with a shocked straight face, that the Bill Clinton "My Life" book was just a little longer than the new Harry Potter book. He then went on to say he didn't know which to get as they were both about a boy and his wand.
11 posted on 08/27/2004 10:20:02 AM PDT by Robert357
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To: Rockitz

Sinkin' is also integral in both...


12 posted on 08/27/2004 10:22:02 AM PDT by StrictTime (MEDIA SPIN is causing me blurred vision, night sweats, toenail thickening and patchy baldness...)
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To: StrictTime
Sinkin' is also integral in both...

LOL!

13 posted on 08/27/2004 10:24:27 AM PDT by concerned about politics ( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
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To: Rockitz

Neither since both are fictionalized. Buy the Swift Boat Vets book for reality.


14 posted on 08/27/2004 10:28:50 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Rockitz
Correction:

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Monica.

15 posted on 08/27/2004 11:46:42 AM PDT by IncPen (Every Word From Kerry's Mouth is a Dishonorable Discharge)
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