Might I suggest UNFIT TO COMMAND instead?
Posted on 08/27/2004 9:58:21 AM PDT by Rockitz
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"Titanic" by James Cameron: $29.99
"My Life" by Bill Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
Titantic: 1500 people went down on it.
Clinton: Undetermined.
Hard choice, the Titanic or the Clintontanic? Both Historical Disasters.
Titantic: 1500 died due to a failure of leadership
Clinton: 3000 died due to a failure of leadership
Clinton: Still dropping like flies. To be determined at a Christs return.
That's really funny and good, except who reads a whole 900-page book in 3 hours??? Can you teach me that trick?
Just skim through the thing until you get to the sex parts.
It just got passed around even more. (Pretty funny)
Titanic: Rose's fiancee survives, only to go mad after the stockmarket crash of 1929, and commits suicide.
Clinton: Clinton's Vice President survives, only to go mad after the 2000 election and.....(remains to be seen, but don't bet against it)
(grin)
Might I suggest UNFIT TO COMMAND instead?
Sinkin' is also integral in both...
LOL!
Neither since both are fictionalized. Buy the Swift Boat Vets book for reality.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Monica.
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