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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE
Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.
I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.
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We clearly need some help here!!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
To: TEXOKIE
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:46:52 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: TEXOKIE
Same as the males, 72 Virginians. And they're gonna be madder'n hell.
To: TEXOKIE
The male Islamokazis get 72 Helen Thomases.
The female Islamokazis get 72 Dan Rathers.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:47:34 PM PDT
by
TBarnett34
(The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
To: TEXOKIE
Dinner with pat buchanan.
To: amom; Yellow Rose of Texas; Ragtime Cowgirl; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
HUMOR PING!!!.....HELP WANTED!!!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:47:53 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
Having a master who doesn't beat you.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:48:08 PM PDT
by
Socratic
(Kerry/Edwards - Forging a New Reality)
To: Salamander
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:48:54 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: Socratic
Hey I am sure there are Muslim Lesbians.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:48:59 PM PDT
by
Texasforever
(Kerry's new slogan "IT'S NOT THE STUPID CANDIDATE SO STOP SAYING THAT")
To: Socratic
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:49:35 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: TEXOKIE
1) unlimited shopping
2) side-saddles for camels
3) pictures of Yasser Arafat in a speedo
oh wait, that's what Mohammed Atta got ... nevermind
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:49:45 PM PDT
by
Bobby777
To: TBarnett34
To: TEXOKIE
I've been told they get to service the male terrorists. Can you imagine? Even in Muslim heaven, women are treated as dirt.
To: TEXOKIE
To: TEXOKIE
Hey...*every* woman loves Tupperware...;))
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:50:13 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: TEXOKIE
A weekend at Burga King!!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:50:16 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: TEXOKIE
I always thought that they might get 72 18 year old boys or at the very least they would be left alone and not be one of the 72 virgins.
However I later learned that there was an error in translation. It is not 72 virgins, rather it is 72 Virginians. It would seem that George Washington, James Madison, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stone Wall Jackson and others have a very special surprise waiting for Bin Laden on the "other side".
To: TEXOKIE
A husband that always leaves the toilet seat down and doesn't want sex when she is tired.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:50:30 PM PDT
by
VRWC_minion
( I'll send email telling you where to send check.)
To: Slings and Arrows
OMG! That was just plain nasty! ROFL
To: Bobby777
I'll take what's behind Door #1!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:21 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
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