Posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 20:25:25 ET XXXXX
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Is it the late September Wisconsin sun that has turned Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry's face to rich tan-colored hues? Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt?
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.
his tan looks funny enough...but that yellow bracelet that KIDS, my 14 year old son, is wearing is ridiculous...what a dork!!!
Orange you glad that his weirdness is being noticed so far in advance of the general election?
.....and eventually one too many lies will be their unraveling!!!
Yikes...
All GWB has to do on Thursday is show up.
Everything about this guy is phony.
A little mishap in one of the Wicked Witch of the East's factories...
HA! xshub is a huge ORANGE fan. maybe F'in could borrow Otto the Orange's suit to wear to the debate and go all the way!
Why is it that so many liberals are wearing that Lance Armstrong Cancer Fund bracelet???
Remember when AlGore showed up for the debates wearing makeup that would have made Tammy Faye Baker jealous?
I think Kerry's campaign advisors have recently reviewed the old Kennedy-Nixon debates, and taken note of Nixon's pasty appearance vs. Kennedy's "tanned, rested and ready" look, and have told him to get tan before the debates.
He probably had a bit of a tan going from the windsurfing, but it's pretty obvious that most of it came from a bottle. An obviously fake tan may backfire on him.
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One is left speechless by all this. It's just unreal.
Pray for W and Our Troops
Well, obviously, from a partisan, no. He should continue using "enhancing" facial applications that give him the deepest, most a-peeling orange tone.
Stay safe !
OMG, I can't handle this. Too funny.
Presidential Debate Thursday, September 30 (9:00 PM - 11:00 PM)
LOL, even my wife noticed his little debate coloring. FAKE, just like Kerry. At least W. will be getting some real color today at the ranch while working.
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