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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
DRUDGE ^ | 9/28/04

Posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone



XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 20:25:25 ET XXXXX

KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun that has turned Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry's face to rich tan-colored hues? Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2004debates; kerry; kerryredface; kerryskin; kerrysunburn; metrosexual; oompahloompah; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; trafficcone
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To: paws_and_whiskers

his tan looks funny enough...but that yellow bracelet that KIDS, my 14 year old son, is wearing is ridiculous...what a dork!!!


61 posted on 09/28/2004 7:13:49 AM PDT by IndianPrincessOK (Native American pleading for Truth!)
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To: areafiftyone

Orange you glad that his weirdness is being noticed so far in advance of the general election?


62 posted on 09/28/2004 7:13:52 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: VadeRetro
The People Who Are Allowed To Lie abuse the privilege.

.....and eventually one too many lies will be their unraveling!!!

63 posted on 09/28/2004 7:13:53 AM PDT by pollywog (Psalm 121;1 I Lift my eyes to the hills from whence cometh my help.)
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To: areafiftyone

Yikes...
All GWB has to do on Thursday is show up.


64 posted on 09/28/2004 7:13:54 AM PDT by phancypants
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To: areafiftyone

Everything about this guy is phony.


65 posted on 09/28/2004 7:14:36 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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To: evolved_rage
A little excessive ketchup during foreplay accident, I presume?

A little mishap in one of the Wicked Witch of the East's factories...

66 posted on 09/28/2004 7:14:50 AM PDT by Fruitbat
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

HA! xshub is a huge ORANGE fan. maybe F'in could borrow Otto the Orange's suit to wear to the debate and go all the way!


67 posted on 09/28/2004 7:14:55 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

http://www.maccabiajaxcc.com/cricket/pictures/pipersberg/oompadala.jpg


68 posted on 09/28/2004 7:15:24 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: areafiftyone

Why is it that so many liberals are wearing that Lance Armstrong Cancer Fund bracelet???


69 posted on 09/28/2004 7:15:24 AM PDT by sierrahome
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To: areafiftyone

70 posted on 09/28/2004 7:15:49 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: curlewbird
That is insane! I was just talking to a guy I work with about the same thing! I noticed it this morning on Fox when they played a clip of him! A little heavy on the self tanner I think!

Remember when AlGore showed up for the debates wearing makeup that would have made Tammy Faye Baker jealous?

I think Kerry's campaign advisors have recently reviewed the old Kennedy-Nixon debates, and taken note of Nixon's pasty appearance vs. Kennedy's "tanned, rested and ready" look, and have told him to get tan before the debates.

He probably had a bit of a tan going from the windsurfing, but it's pretty obvious that most of it came from a bottle. An obviously fake tan may backfire on him.

71 posted on 09/28/2004 7:16:14 AM PDT by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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To: areafiftyone
Kerry needs to lay off the Snazaroo

Orange Face/Body Make-up £3.40 Contains: 18ml of face paint. Important Safety Information Use within 18 months of opening. All cosmetics can, on rare occasions, cause allergic reactions & the product should not be applied near the eyes nor to sensitive or broken skin. If not sure of sensitivity a test patch is advised. (Apply the product to the inside of the elbow. If a reaction occurs within 60 mins. do not use). Unsuitable for children under 36 months due to small parts which may cause a choking hazard. WARNING: CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN AS SOME COLOURS MAY STAIN CLOTHES. tp://www.wimsew.com/acatalog/185532.JPG">

http://www.wimsew.com/acatalog/wimsew_catalog_Face_Paints_18ml_95.html

72 posted on 09/28/2004 7:16:56 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: areafiftyone

One is left speechless by all this. It's just unreal.


73 posted on 09/28/2004 7:17:08 AM PDT by veronica ("Not all Muslims are terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslims." Abdulrahman Al-Rashed)
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To: areafiftyone
When he was trying to nail down a position on Iraq he got Windburn!!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

74 posted on 09/28/2004 7:18:17 AM PDT by bray (Nam Vets Rock!!)
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To: atomicpossum
Ooooooooh, no, we mustn't......

Well, obviously, from a partisan, no. He should continue using "enhancing" facial applications that give him the deepest, most a-peeling orange tone.

75 posted on 09/28/2004 7:18:22 AM PDT by smith288 (ejsmithweb.com)
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To: areafiftyone
That ain't a tan .....he's just so full of sh*t !.......:o)

Stay safe !

76 posted on 09/28/2004 7:18:31 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Huck

OMG, I can't handle this. Too funny.


77 posted on 09/28/2004 7:19:18 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: areafiftyone

Presidential Debate Thursday, September 30 (9:00 PM - 11:00 PM)


78 posted on 09/28/2004 7:19:39 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: areafiftyone

LOL, even my wife noticed his little debate coloring. FAKE, just like Kerry. At least W. will be getting some real color today at the ranch while working.


79 posted on 09/28/2004 7:20:07 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: areafiftyone

80 posted on 09/28/2004 7:20:47 AM PDT by EggsAckley (..........nobody knows how to lose a game like the Niners............)
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