The Reason Kerry Turned Orange: 1960 JFK - Nixon Debate

Museam TV ^ | 28 Sep 2004 | Self

[Nosterrex]

I can't believe that Kerry dyed himself orange. This guy wants to be President? Maybe it's a reaction to the botox injections?

[plangent]

This gives Dubya so many perfect opening lines, like:

''I'm certainly pleased to be here. You are all looking fine, including Sen. Kerry who was looking kinda' washed out before he was tan.''

[CaptRon]

He said part of the staff is embarasses but no one has the courage to tell Kerry he looks ridiculous.

If he hasn't figured it out by now it's just one more reason he's not fit to be President (as if we needed another reason!).

[Gingersnap]

"I think that's one of those sex bracelets"

Thanks! I really wanted to wipe hot tea out of my keyboard and alarm my coworkers with barely suppressed snorts of laughter!

[P8riot]

This is just the natural effect of being both Red and yellow at the same time.

LMAO! You owe me a keyboard.

[petercooper]

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

His..ahem..hair also appears to be somewhat less gray than it looked before...

[N. Theknow]

Kerry has a face made for radio.

[Dems_R_Losers]

This is just the natural effect of being both Red and yellow at the same time.

ROFLOL

We have a winner!!!

[andie74]

I just showed this picture to my kids. Here are their responses:

"Oh my gosh! Is he drunk?"
"What happened to him?"
"Did he get really sunburned on Manhattan Beach?"
"He's a feigny...half feigning, half phony!"
"He's the Great Pumpkin!"
"Have you seen the commercials for that yucky candy where when the kid pops a candy into his mouth and his head turns into that flavor? He's an orange-head!"
"He's Tigger!"
"He's an Oompa Loompa!"

I love putting my kids thoughts down for all of you!
Best!

[Petronski]

Now fess up here: this one must have been doctored:

[bikepacker67]

I really didn't realize Ted was so ugly.

That's what a lifetime of Chivas will do to ya.

To think, he could have got the same effect on moonshine, and saved the Taxpayers of Massachusetts a bundle.

[Toespi]

Now that is witty!!!

[orangelobster]

When I look at him now I no longer think of him as "Lurch," but rather as "Old Pumpkin Head."

[Falcon4.0]

He's gonna look great on the TV's that are out of color tune.

[Prolifeconservative]

Kerry has tried to sound like JFK. I first noticed it in his primary campaign, he would try to imitate that notorious JFK inflection and tone. It was all too obvious how much he was relying on the 60's cadence of Kennedy in his after-primary victories. He's gotten away from it a bit but every now and then when he's feeling "groovy" he'll try to sneak it by the people.

[New Perspective]

Pssst, don't forget to give me a tad of photo credit.

[atomicpossum]

Get that man a stripy sweater.

[76834]

What a gross picture! I really didn't realize Ted was so ugly.

I've heard from reliable sources that Ted is so ugly that when he walks thru a room all the clocks stop and the plants start to die.

[kcvl]

Comedian and radio talk show host Al Franken speaks with a supporter Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 outside the Kerry for President campaign office in Portland, Maine. Franken is in the state campaigning on behalf of the Kerry-Edwards ticket. (AP Photo/Joel Page)