Debate Zingers (What would you like to see or hear?)

[CPT Kelly G]

Remember Algore's heavy sighing and eye rolling from 2000? Remember Reagan "not making an issue of his opponents's youth and inexperience" in his debate with Mondale? What will be THE zinger of these debates that will be remembered for time eternity???

Here's mine: I would LOVE to see President Bush return Kerry's ribbons (found these on the lawn, Senator...thought yo might want them back now).

What's yours??

[BibChr]

"Punkin' Boy."

Dan

[camle]

"you're flip flopping again, that's nto what you said the other day and not what you're gonna say tomorrow."

"if you're that full that your skin changes color, should you flush - john?"

[Malleus Dei]

"Senator Kerry, those are big words from a human omelette."

[Don Simmons]

I'd like to see an old veteran jump on the stage and whack kerry in the sac with a cane.

Hey - a guy can dream, can't he?

[isthisnickcool]

BUSH: "John, orange you about finished?"

[BelegStrongbow]

"Senator, is that your final answer?"

[petercooper]

W to Kerry: Where is Licorice the hamster buried?

[Pete]

Kerry: "I am tan from the Sun."
Bush: "I am George from planet Earth"

Seen on FR thread yesterday

[Terabitten]

I think President Bush should keep referring to him as the Junior Senator from Massachusetts. Over and over again.

[hyperpoly8]

I'd like to see Kerry asked if he'd ever received a discharge under other than honorable conditions.

[atomicpossum]

BUSH: "Mr. Kerry-- Or may I call you 'Julius?'"

[Hand em their arse]

Dammit, that was mine!!!

[MortMan]

"Happy Halloween, John."

[Slings and Arrows]

"Gee, John, why the long face?"

[GSWarrior]

I would love to hear either candidate's position on how to handle the problem of our southern and northern borders.

I would also like to be able to fly.

[My2Cents]

Bush (in response to any Kerry statement): "Well....there you go again."

[TexasCajun]

"I believe my opponent has taken debate lessons from AlGore?"

[Callahan]

If Kerry breaks the rules and asks a direct question (which I suspect he will do to throw Bush off):

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed another Kerry flip-flop concerning the agreed upon format of this debate. Senator, I'll answer your question. I just hope I can finish before you change your mind and take my position.

[Pete]

Bush: "An orange face?!? You, sir, are a freak of nature. This debate is over!"