Lando 
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
Does it have to be exactly 9 raisins?
Is it not the Heinz Ketchup that is so difficult to get out of the bottle? Repetitive stress from pounding on the bottle leads to Arthritis! And then you need the Gin (made from grain) and Raisins Cure! It is a conspiracy I tell ya! "They have a plan" A never ending one for buying of Heinz food products. They after all Heinz is at the top of the list of food product producers!
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I don't think raisins are the only things she soaking in gin.
Terayza "You take white raisins, only the white ones, and soak them in gin for about two weeks. When they've bloated up to the size of a plum, you eat nine of them. Works wonders. I do it before every public apearance. Can't feel a thing!"
Terayza "You take white raisins, only the white ones, and soak them in gin for about two weeks. When they've bloated up to the size of a plum, you eat nine of them. Works wonders. I do it before every public apearance. Can't feel a thing!"
I like the GIF version of that pic....
Taken direct from Ted Kennedy's playbook (just keep it away from Scott Wimmer :-)
If she were Queen.... (which won't happen)
but if she where queen -- we would have new holidays ....
Bring Your Raisins To Work Day
Harvest of the Raisins Festival Week
Buy Somebody You Love A Chocolate Covered Raisin Day
My grandma had very bad arthritis. The pain was so bad some days she would say, it was all she could do to stop from crying sometimes, I would see tears in her eyes. She would say that if it where not for her grandkids that she wished she could go on...
Lando
Ya know - coming to think about it - I WAS a lot more limber when I drank gin!
Don"t be soo kwitikal of the katchup ledy. I jest now twied thiiis winderfel conotiaan, hic-up and i founnnnd it ta beee jest fene wit meee, hic-up! I wes out of reisns butttt insted i yused prunnnes and naw i yam ssitun on the can goinnn puu-pooooooooo! hic-up! dis is teh besst daammm prun juuce i evr drunk in me leif! hic-up, fart, splat, ohhh by bottmmm is soreee.
Do NOT eat Licorices(kerry hamster) raisins!
Love your holidays. And of course Teresa would suggest a new National Anthem. Out with the Star Spangled Banner. In with:
Every time it rains, it rains,
Raisins from heaven.
"I don't think raisins are the only things she soaking in gin."
Well that explains John Kerrys long sour mug.
New, You are just too clever!
I re-import my raisins from Canada.
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