Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
A song comes to mind....
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind
M.Jagger/K.Richards
Is Bush really this bad? Am I too blinded and unable to see just how bad he is?
Am I not seeing something that would explain why 50% of the people voting in this country would even entertain the notion of letting this lunatic anywhere near the Whitehouse?
You think this is part of the Kerry health plan?
Are you anti Kalileeforina?! Buy Kalileeforina grown! After all, the illegal immigrants need the jobs!
Yeah, you gotta get sloshed to vote for him.
HA... Ever since I read the article I've been singing that song in my head.
Another one that came to mind was a line from Hank Williams Jr.'s "All my rowdy friends (have settled down)"
"And the hang overs hurt more then they used to
and corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and ninety-proof"
Stupid sweat hog.
Thanks. But what did I do?
Biting social commentary with a humorous edge
seriously, is there a Freerepublic support group? I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place.
---- I have this same problem. My husband is beginning to worry. This is the funniest thread I've seen yet. I am REALLY impressed by the wit of Freepers! I need to share with my sister as we share our sense of humor. But, alas, she is a liberal and would not allow herself to actually laugh.
What, are they swinging? LOL!
Exactly! I did a quick check and haven't found it so far...but it's around someplace.
this thread is a hoot.
No sweat, MadIvan. "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"Here in Texas, we have early voting. I'll be in my polling place 8 a.m. Monday to vote for Bush.
My FOURTH time to vote for him. Twice as Governor, and now twice as Prez!
If you get it, post it or email me with it.... I'll give you my addy.... LOL!
Why doesn't Heinz manufacture gin-soaked raisins so we don't have to soak them ourselves?
Alexandra Kerry, Raisin Smuggler...
How would she smuggle anything in that garb? Nevermind... don't answer that. GAG.
Isn't Terayzah supposed to make her tax records public by the end of the day today?
Good question.
After all the goofy crap the dnc has spat out I will be somewhat surprised if President Bush doesn't win by a landslide.
And I will be ultra-super-duper-deluxe-void-where-prohibited-stain-resistant-f**k-you-if-this-aint-butter surprised if President Bush doesn't win the election. I just don't think I could be any more surprised than that.
I am wondering if they are the same rasins as the Islamics promise for mass murder.
Please. I'd much rather have El Hombre Tejas frightening the terrorists to death than John Kerry fixing them warm milk before bedtime.
Regards, Ivan
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