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"Team America" A Freeper Review

Posted on 10/15/2004 12:40:28 PM PDT by Shortwave

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To: altura
F' Ebert! The movie is great and a instant cult classic! This is the same guy that gave "Room with a View" four stars! And, yes, Michael Moore gets blown up and Susan Serandon falls to her death! What could be better than that?! Oh yea, Tim Robbins burning to death, and Helen Hunt getting cut in half, that what!
41 posted on 10/15/2004 1:01:47 PM PDT by Shortwave (Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
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To: Shortwave

Sounds good to me!

I purposely went to Ebert's site yesterday having previously bet that he would give it one star or less. He's such an *&^%hole.


42 posted on 10/15/2004 1:03:15 PM PDT by altura (Kerry & Edwards make me long for the old Clinton-Gore days.)
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To: Shortwave

I haven't been to a movie theater in over 2 years, but I might go see this one.


43 posted on 10/15/2004 1:03:26 PM PDT by Huck ("Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an air force." --P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: GraniteStateConservative

"I was first!"

Damnit! Yes, you were. Great minds, etc.!


44 posted on 10/15/2004 1:03:58 PM PDT by Blzbba (John F'in Kerry - Not a Master Debater.)
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To: My2Cents

"Strings: 4"

God, that's hilarious!


45 posted on 10/15/2004 1:04:34 PM PDT by Blzbba (John F'in Kerry - Not a Master Debater.)
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To: All

When I read on Drudge, that Sean Penn was 'majorly pissed' at this movie, and went so far as to write them a letter that signed off with, 'and a sincere F**k You', I KNEW it was going to be a 'must see'.

So glad to read that the review was a blistering attack on the pompous self-important liberal (and diseased) actors, and political correctness.

Liberalism is a mental illness. --


46 posted on 10/15/2004 1:05:27 PM PDT by JesseJane (~On November 2, keep in mind what mattered most on 9-11.~)
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To: Phantom Lord

Filmmaker and director Andy Sidaris is the king of the "bullets & bikinis" genre. :) A multiple-Emmy winning former director of ABC's WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS, he makes movies that are filled with PLAYBOY and PENTHOUSE models like Julie Srain, Julie Smith, Shae Marks, Wendy Hamilton, Dona Spier, Devin DeVasquez, and others. They are always good vs. evil flicks with the good guys always winning, and always nudity-heavy (though NOT hardcore). His last few films have been my favorites, with both Julies and Shae as members of the good-guy L.E.T.H.A.L. Force (Legion to Ensure Total Harmony And Law). You can read more about his stuff at www.andysidaris.com.


47 posted on 10/15/2004 1:06:04 PM PDT by TheBigB (OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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To: altura
I understand Michael Moore gets blown up.

That right there is worth the price of admission.

48 posted on 10/15/2004 1:06:41 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: Shortwave

i just got back from seeing it ......AMERICA , F#*K YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


49 posted on 10/15/2004 1:07:31 PM PDT by saxxa (FIRE-FIGHTER FOR PRESIDENT BUSH)
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To: finnman69

***Puppet sex....im all over that. LMAO***

I heard a joke this week.

A puppet and his puppet girl friend made love.
She complained of splinters,
so he asked the puppeteer to fix it.
The puppeteer gave the puppet some sandpaper and said,
when a splinter comes up, stroke it with this.

Several weeks later the puppeteer asked the puppet how his girl friend was.
The puppet said, with a smile on his face,
Who needs a girlfriend!

Bad me!


50 posted on 10/15/2004 1:08:24 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (DEMS STILL LIE like dirty dam flea biten stinkin tick infested s*** eatin yellow dogs.)
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To: Shortwave

It's been a long time since my husband & I got a babysitter to go do something, but this movie is a must-see.

And I love the timing of its releaase, LOL!


51 posted on 10/15/2004 1:09:14 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (To the "undecideds": Want some wood? Vote for GW November 2. You'll feel better.)
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To: UncleSamUSA
"The whole idea of how they almost got an X rating because of a sex scene between PUPPETS with their strings clearly visibile is one of the most hilarious parts of this entire debut."

TRIVIA:

Anyone remember this and from what movie?


52 posted on 10/15/2004 1:09:42 PM PDT by jdm
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To: JesseJane

Liberals are so stupid! The media complained about the Swift Boat Vets for Truth ads so much that it guaranteed that everyone would see them. They they've whined and moaned some much about the Sinclair Broadcasting airing of the anti-Kerry film that they gave it more publicity than Sinclair could have generated. And now Sean Penn's bellyaching also guarantees that millions will go see this film just to see his big yap blown off.


53 posted on 10/15/2004 1:10:46 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: isthisnickcool

Here I thought the rumor was that it was bad for our side! I guess I'll go check it out then.


54 posted on 10/15/2004 1:10:59 PM PDT by Chieftain (Support Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and EXPOSE Hanoi John Kerry's FRAUD!)
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To: Shortwave

The play the actor Gary was in was called "Lease" (as opposed to "Rent") Wasn't that the play where all the actors were HIV positive? I think that's where the idea for "Everybody's Got AIDS" came from.


55 posted on 10/15/2004 1:12:55 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Shortwave

This is the second glowing review I've read about this movie. The first was about how Sean Penn hated it!


56 posted on 10/15/2004 1:13:34 PM PDT by Spok
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To: Shortwave

Deborah Norville had them on for a half hour last night -- they are funny and HATE democrats. They particularly hate Barbra Streisand ~LOL~


57 posted on 10/15/2004 1:14:09 PM PDT by Arizona Carolyn
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To: Arizona Carolyn
Barbra, after seeing the TA trailer...

58 posted on 10/15/2004 1:16:40 PM PDT by TheBigB (OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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To: Shortwave

Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods.


59 posted on 10/15/2004 1:16:46 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: MikeinIraq

Hey, Thank you for your service.

The FNG shows up for duty. He's shown around the camp by someone whose been there a while. The FNG asks what they do about sex. The short timer takes him out in back of the mess tent, shows him a camel. FNG says, "Well, I don't think I'll get that horney." Other guy says, "You'd be surprised what you're willing to do for sex after a month in the desert".

A month goes by. The FNG finally asks the guy about getting the camel for a night. "See, I told you so," he says.

The next day his buddy sees the FNG and asks him "So, how was it last night". THe FNG says, "Well, it was weird at first, but I closed my eyes and thought of Angeline Jolie as I made love to that camel."

His buddy takes a step back and says "Whoa, man. Whatever turns you on, but we take the camel into town to visit one of the local cat houses."
(sorry this is an oldie but a goodie!)


60 posted on 10/15/2004 1:19:41 PM PDT by Stashiu ( Yeah, I am a Vietnam Vet, not a War Criminal.)
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