Posted on 10/15/2004 12:40:28 PM PDT by Shortwave
Just got back from the theater where I watched the first showing in Maine. I thought I would share my impressions with the Freeper Nation
First, this movie is NOT FOR CHILDREN! It is riddled with filthy language, and sexually explicit scenes.
O.K. Now that being said, what a great movie slamming the liberal left, and the absolute stupidity to the Hollywood elite!
The movie starts with Team America pretty much destroying the Eiffel Tower, Arc De Triumph, and the Louvre as the team kills the middle-eastern terrorist and rescues Paris from WMDs.
Kim Jong-Il is the archenemy who is the mastermind behind the complete destruction of the world, spreading WMDs to various cities with the help of the Dirkistan terrorists.
In order to fight the terrorist, Team America employs Gary the actor to penetrate the terrorist cells to get information.
Great songs including, America! F*&% YA!, Freedom Isnt Free; It cost $1.05 and unforgettable serenade by Kim Jong-Il called Im Lonely.
Some more memorable moments is Hans Blix warning Jong-Il that we will send you a nasty letter, Michael Moore, called a Socialist Weasel in the movie, as a homicide bomber, the use of cats as panthers, and Alec Baldwins F.A.G. Way speech at a Hollywood rally that clearly mocks the U.N. That is right, no liberal stone unturned!
The movie absolutely RIPS Hollywood including Matt Damon, portrayed as an imbecile, Charlie Sheen, Tim Robbins, Helen Hunt, Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Glover, Sean Penn, and many others.
There were a few scenes that involving the hero of the movie that is very gratuitous, such as the sex scene, puking in the alley, and how he has to win back the trust of the Team America leader.
Overall, the movie is great and very cleverly done! I was very impressed and it is a very, very funny movie. At the same time, the world destruction scene is very poignant and the use of human anatomy as metaphors to explain why the F.A.G. way of thinking is deadly wrong for the world. An absolute killer movie, mocking liberals. A Freeper Thumbs Up!
A foot note, Phil Hendrie plays the voice of the I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. computer.
Sounds good to me!
I purposely went to Ebert's site yesterday having previously bet that he would give it one star or less. He's such an *&^%hole.
I haven't been to a movie theater in over 2 years, but I might go see this one.
"I was first!"
Damnit! Yes, you were. Great minds, etc.!
"Strings: 4"
God, that's hilarious!
When I read on Drudge, that Sean Penn was 'majorly pissed' at this movie, and went so far as to write them a letter that signed off with, 'and a sincere F**k You', I KNEW it was going to be a 'must see'.
So glad to read that the review was a blistering attack on the pompous self-important liberal (and diseased) actors, and political correctness.
Liberalism is a mental illness. --
Filmmaker and director Andy Sidaris is the king of the "bullets & bikinis" genre. :) A multiple-Emmy winning former director of ABC's WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS, he makes movies that are filled with PLAYBOY and PENTHOUSE models like Julie Srain, Julie Smith, Shae Marks, Wendy Hamilton, Dona Spier, Devin DeVasquez, and others. They are always good vs. evil flicks with the good guys always winning, and always nudity-heavy (though NOT hardcore). His last few films have been my favorites, with both Julies and Shae as members of the good-guy L.E.T.H.A.L. Force (Legion to Ensure Total Harmony And Law). You can read more about his stuff at www.andysidaris.com.
That right there is worth the price of admission.
i just got back from seeing it ......AMERICA , F#*K YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
***Puppet sex....im all over that. LMAO***
I heard a joke this week.
A puppet and his puppet girl friend made love.
She complained of splinters,
so he asked the puppeteer to fix it.
The puppeteer gave the puppet some sandpaper and said,
when a splinter comes up, stroke it with this.
Several weeks later the puppeteer asked the puppet how his girl friend was.
The puppet said, with a smile on his face,
Who needs a girlfriend!
Bad me!
It's been a long time since my husband & I got a babysitter to go do something, but this movie is a must-see.
And I love the timing of its releaase, LOL!
TRIVIA:
Anyone remember this and from what movie?
Liberals are so stupid! The media complained about the Swift Boat Vets for Truth ads so much that it guaranteed that everyone would see them. They they've whined and moaned some much about the Sinclair Broadcasting airing of the anti-Kerry film that they gave it more publicity than Sinclair could have generated. And now Sean Penn's bellyaching also guarantees that millions will go see this film just to see his big yap blown off.
Here I thought the rumor was that it was bad for our side! I guess I'll go check it out then.
The play the actor Gary was in was called "Lease" (as opposed to "Rent") Wasn't that the play where all the actors were HIV positive? I think that's where the idea for "Everybody's Got AIDS" came from.
This is the second glowing review I've read about this movie. The first was about how Sean Penn hated it!
Deborah Norville had them on for a half hour last night -- they are funny and HATE democrats. They particularly hate Barbra Streisand ~LOL~
Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods.
Hey, Thank you for your service.
The FNG shows up for duty. He's shown around the camp by someone whose been there a while. The FNG asks what they do about sex. The short timer takes him out in back of the mess tent, shows him a camel. FNG says, "Well, I don't think I'll get that horney." Other guy says, "You'd be surprised what you're willing to do for sex after a month in the desert".
A month goes by. The FNG finally asks the guy about getting the camel for a night. "See, I told you so," he says.
The next day his buddy sees the FNG and asks him "So, how was it last night". THe FNG says, "Well, it was weird at first, but I closed my eyes and thought of Angeline Jolie as I made love to that camel."
His buddy takes a step back and says "Whoa, man. Whatever turns you on, but we take the camel into town to visit one of the local cat houses."
(sorry this is an oldie but a goodie!)
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