Vanity: It's a 'Sad' day at the Boston Ad Agency where I work. Quotes from the disenfranchised.

[Barnstormer]

After reading your reply to my post and that of TheBigB -- you are deemed fully qualified and acceptable for inclusion into the Redneck Fraternity!

Your RC Cola and a bag of salted peanuts will arrive shortly via UPS (the trick is to drink some of the RC Cola, pour in the peanuts, and drink some more before the foam escapes the bottle), along with a lifetime fishing license (using my favorite lure, the Dupont Spinner (stick of dynamite), is at your own risk), beer discount card, and various other valuable member benefits.

Welcome aboard!

[piperpilot]

You could always drive around with a "Thank Me. I Voted For Nader" bumper sticker, but you'd get your car trashed... ;-)

I'm worried about driving my gas-guzzling SUV with not one, but two Bush stickers to work in DC tomorrow. Those Dims have to be hoppin' mad.

[orchid]

God heard and answered with an emphatic NO!

[Fierce Allegiance]

See #76 above. The little woman has my beer & smokes. Sure do appreciate all this Southern Hospitality!

[Moleman]

Off topic, My coworker and I were just discussing ad agencies. We work in an Engineering office, very few hotties. We said that we need to work for an ad agency, lots of hotties in the office. Can you confirm??

[t2buckeye]

I teach..and today at school, there were plenty that were upset and mad...at one point, a friend said...
That's it...our founding fathers would be so upset..there goes separation of church and state

and I said sarcastcally..
Yeah...those darn Christians. I guess you should work on taking away their right to vote...that's something the Founding Fathers would agree with, right?


---silence

[Barset]

"...Do I get to be an honorary Redneck?"

No. But you get to live in a "safe" state that OBL will spare because it voted for OBL's candidate. b.

[mewzilla]

"I don't understand why poor people (aka middle class people from Ohio) constantly vote republican".

How about cuz the Kerrys pay a smaller precentage of their income in taxes than we do? How's that for starters?!

[NathanR]

"DuPont Spinner" LOL.

But, wouldn't that actually be a pipe bomb filled with black powder??

LOL

[AmishDude]

The same people waved a piece of paper and declared "Peace in our Time".

[HungarianGypsy]

I noticed that they keep bringing up the education thing. Oh my! How dare we think for ourselves, instead of what the elite tell us to think.

[Conservomax]

yes, you should've seen my last job a small creative boutique - ay yay yay. we literally had models there.

[Barnstormer]

Naw, the pipe thing doesn't work, water always gets in and wets the powder. Dymamite is wax coated at the factory!

[Moleman]

Yhanks, I figured that was the case. Feel free to work in an Engineering office like me. Mostly men, mostly geeks. The women that wre here you need to rate on a curve!!